Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 21st, 2013

korrekturen Lakonische Wikipedia: »Die Rhönziege ist zwar gesund und robust, aber ökonomisch uninteressant und daher seit fast 100 Jahren ausgestorben.«

via web (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Wenn jemand dir Nudeln macht, wirst du bekocht. Und wenn jemand dir Salat macht? Wirst du dann beschnippelt?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

mattyglesias Otto von Bismarck set up an Obamacare-like system in Germany whose website didn’t work for over a century: slate.com/blogs/moneybox…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Ich meine, ja: Denotation hängt von Sprechwesen und/oder Hörwesen ab.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn deine mudder is ein deiktischer ausdruck

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

v_i_o_l_a :) RT @TerrifyingPosts: Now THIS is how to make Halloween scary. pic.twitter.com/YtE3XjZtHO

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

ElbeChirurg Weil ich mir Redewendungen nie merken kann, baue ich mir oft eine Eselsbombe.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

Diversität für alle!

via Twitter for Android

ElbeChirurg GRILLBRATEN in the night
DADADIDADA
GRILLBRATEN in the night

mit FETT SOßE DRAUF, IHR PENNER !!

HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:53 AM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

afader Invent statistical machine translation. Leave the NLP game. Move to Long Island. Become incredibly wealthy. So badass.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:30 AM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

nlpnoah Annoyed to hear so many stories of people unable to present their papers because of @BarackObama's misguided immigration policies

via web (retweeted on 1:30 AM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

trochee Mooney to Pereira "why aren't you using probs?" P: "how do you know we're not?" M: "then why don't you publish it!?" [applause]

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:04 AM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

trochee Mooney to Kwiatkowski: "I like your choice to show errors: 'lemon-picking', not 'cherry-picking'."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:02 AM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Android)