The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 17th, 2014

Taliassima "Justin Bieber is the future of R&R". A man will say anything under torture. Love the @amnesty ad featuring @IggyPop pic.twitter.com/pZIgj9lQuQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

bundesamtfvs Diese Schweizer. Winken während der WM mal eben Zeug durchs Parlament und denken, es merkt niemand! Skandalös sowas! netzpolitik.org/2014/schweizer…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

AndresAddiction X-Men: Days of Future Past
X-Men: Days of Past Participle
X-Men: Days of Conditional Perfect Progressive

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Jun 17th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

ceejoyner Being detained by border guards for insisting the purpose of my visit is "the pleasure of business" I'd rather die than be more specific.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:12 AM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

bridger_w At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:12 AM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Straining not to thank the waiter for every small item he clears, so you can deliver one big thanks at the end

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:11 AM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)