The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 5th, 2014

botherer I wonder, if it had been a murder charge, whether Bernie Eccleston could have been let off by stabbing the judge to death.

via Silver Bird (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Aug 5th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

plomlompom Schokopudding. Ihr wollt jetzt alle Schokopudding.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Aug 5th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

frachtschaden Neu oder gebraucht? Ich finde einfach kein Kaufkriterium. pic.twitter.com/NltNwFPjBf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Aug 5th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

plomlompom [Sex|Rass]ismus-Diagnose wird wohl oft emotional folgenschwer als "wir spielen, wer die reinere Weste hat, /du/ verlierst" missverstanden.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Aug 5th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

frachtschaden Die Ärztin meinte, es wäre nur eine Muskelverhärtung.
Ich hoffe, ich kann den Grabstein kostenfrei stornieren.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Aug 5th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

the_author_ And honestly, the minute a man (because it's almost always a man) says you think too highly of yourself, you know you're doing just fine

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:13 AM, Aug 5th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)