The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 11th, 2014

furrygirl My hysterectomy will also send a message to my other organs: if you fuck up, I will cut you out and destroy you.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Aug 11th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

"What sort of black magic…? They made the ground rise up into the air!" - "It's called a hill. You've been living in Holland for too long."

via TweetDeck

laurenonizzle Copenhagen’s newest bike lane totally rules

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Aug 11th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

plomlompom Irgendwo gibt es bestimmt so Foren, wo man seinen Akzeptanz-als-Ally-Punktestand mit Anderen vergleichen & gegen Bitcoins eintauschen kann.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Aug 11th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

.@jorges Der Untergezeichnete verklärt die Sendung in ungeschunden Staat zu haben entfangen.

via TweetDeck in reply to jorges

ojahnn People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like:…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:13 AM, Aug 11th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

@Lotterleben Z.B. OpenAccess-Fachartikel. Andere elektr. UB-Bestände würden natürlich auch für AbiturientInnen zugänglich gemacht gehören.

via TweetDeck in reply to Lotterleben