Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 16th, 2014

Penrose triangle made from Chinese "Magic Cube". pic.twitter.com/feTqZbjHvs

via Twitter for Android

"ÄÄÄHM, HALLOOO? ENTSCHULDIGUNG???!!!" - "Ja bitte?" - "WIE GEIL IST DAS DENN BITTE???!!!"

via Twitter for Android

Wenn ich einen Cent hätte für jedes gelogene "Wir akzeptieren Maestro"...

via Twitter for Android

die Schule, in der es Kopfnoten für Beliebtheit gab, ermittelt durch Peer-Assessment.

via Twitter for Android

PhiloBro Socrates and Wittgenstein trying to get a straight answer out of each other, locked in battle for all eternity

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

BadJokeCat Someone said my clothes were gay. I said "Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

MGrammar A rather judgmental error I've received while entering my academic history into a form. pic.twitter.com/9GYAsR0hDi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

amaditalks "But Mike robbed..." "But Mike grabbed..." "But Mike..." But Mike was shot down while unarmed, on his knees, hands up. But nothing.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

nachtlos falls jemand lust hat, ein auto zu klauen, ans meer zu fahren & sich das leben zu ruinieren - ich bin noch wach.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Jedes Gericht gewinnt automatisch an Charakter, wenn man es mit ganzen Melonen würzt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)