The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 31st, 2015

eurocrat This is hilarious: man tries to burn EU flag - which won't burn due to EU fire safety rules
joe.co.uk/life/video-man… pic.twitter.com/DkTIKx5WPv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via TweetDeck)

dtunkelang Interesting, readable interview with @Reza_Zadeh on evolution of machine learning from linear models to deep learning amplifypartners.com/interviews/on-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via TweetDeck)

ModelViewMedia GamerGate's Next Target Is The Tech Industry modelviewculture.com/news/gamergate…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stporombka Ob Studierende einen Text zur Kenntnis nehmen oder nicht, kontrolliere ich immer mit den zwei Häkchen bei Whatsapp. pic.twitter.com/R6QXQEPRig

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

van_Roehlek leipzig. wäsche aufhängen. ist in zwei minuten trocken und kann in dresden angeholt werden.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via TweetDeck)

nycsouthpaw Chris Rock on the difficulty of trying out new material in the internet age. vulture.com/2014/11/chris-… pic.twitter.com/7QWXpHweA3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via TweetDeck)

ojahnn Awwww, die @Kurfuerstin hat mir einen analogen Twitterbot geschickt! pic.twitter.com/U9MFw7bHxF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom "Den STEM-Nerds ist alles Nagel ihres Hammers": Strohmann greiser Professoren meines Philosophie-Studiums zum Abwerten der Konkurrenz.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via TweetDeck)

astefanowitsch Warum hat das hier keinen viertägigen Shitstorm mit Gewaltdrohungen ausgelöst? vaterlos.eu/deutsches-fami… (kein Vorschlag, nur eine Frage).

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:38 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Nie verstanden, warum mangelnde Integrität gegens Lesen sprechen soll und nicht nur gegens Ernstnehmen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Mar 31st, 2015 via TweetDeck)

abbycohenwl Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

noemata Badtür auf. Michael Jackson moonwalkt rückwärts heraus und performt 'Wanna Be Startin Somethin'. Aufwachen. Badtür auf. Enttäuschung.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ungewinster
around with the 'Grey Men' of Michael Ende's 'Momo' in mind (GO READ IT!!!)… instagram.com/p/04S4TmA3E3/

via Instagram (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Percentage of the maze, on average, that is covered by the longest path through the maze. Aldous-Broder is baseline. pic.twitter.com/UmxhTX095N

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 AM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

crrly @herrurbach Na, ob die tätowierende Entität das wohl überlebt hat?!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:47 AM, Mar 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)