Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Bilk, Düsseldorf

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 15th, 2017

mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:38 PM, Nov 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@kykel "Sie sagte, dass der Patient würde haben operiert werden müssen." ? 🤔

via Twitter for Android in reply to kykel

BiancoManco Neues Konzept für the voice of Germany mit xavier naidoo und Mark Forster in der Jury aber die Stühle hören sich nicht auf zu drehen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Nov 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@kykel "Sie sagte, der Patient würde haben operiert werden müssen." ? 🤔

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kykel

frachtschaden Restauranttester-Pseudonym Guido Michelin naja

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Nov 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig Ein Tipp zur Arbeit im Café. pic.twitter.com/jUaDG4ndKA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Nov 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Typical office conversation I just overheard: "Hey! How'd your class go?" - "It... sucked monkeyballs." - "Oh, monkeyballs? Those are countable."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Nov 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)