The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 1st, 2017

Schplock TIL: Riding a bicycle is like riding a bicycle.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Nov 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

failknaeuel Runder Mond, du scheinst so helle, ob du auf die Fresse willst?!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Nov 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

"👌\u{200d}👈"
"👌‍👈"

I see some unused potential here.

via Twitter Web Client

BarackObama Starting today, you can sign up for 2018 health coverage. Head on over to HealthCare.gov and find a plan that meets your needs. twitter.com/getuscovered/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Nov 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

rabiasquared I'm available to all pundits, anchors, & terror experts to help you figure out how to pronounce Allahu Akbar so you stop praising potatoes

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:07 PM, Nov 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Düsseldorfer Rheinkilometer sehen leider genau so aus wie Düsseldorfer Buslinien.

via Twitter for Android

Bock auf Programmiersprachendesign

via Twitter for Android

In der Softwareentwicklung ist ja Internationalisierung die Mutter aller Stiefkinder.

via Twitter for Android

My emoji name is 🥝.

via Twitter for Android

"You can't just choose your own emoji name. A millennial has to give it to you."

via Twitter Web Client

@plomlompom Ich würd letzteres machen. Eine Kiste weniger, die rumsteht und einstaubt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to plomlompom