The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 1st, 2021

johl Of course there's already a Netflix movie in the making deadline.com/2021/02/netfli…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hellolanemoore this is your daily reminder we could've just paid everyone to stay home for two months and gone back to normal already and your government said "nope."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

poshgracie My brain everytime I get a slight headache pic.twitter.com/PC3A3shUis

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid today i'm implementing /s for pcre, which is the flag that makes your regular expression sarcastic

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

InvisiblesMuros A woman gave her live aerobics class in Myanmar without knowing about the ongoing coupe. Behind her, military vehicles arrive to seize the Parliament building

2021 off to a great optic start twitter.com/VonKoutli/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

pilau Mix it up this weekend by staring into a different part of the void

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

RebeccaRHelm I want to tell you a story, and it begins with this VERY WEIRD animal: Meet Thetys vagina...
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via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

realsci_DE In der Schule lernen wir häufig Regeln, die "immer" gelten sollen und als "richtig" oder "falsch" angesehen und bewertet werden. Sprachwissenschafler*innen versuchen aber, keine normativen Urteile über Sprache(n) zu treffen, sondern kommunikative Praktiken zu beschreiben.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:32 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

molily Es ist unbotmäßig, ein Captcha zu überwinden

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

tenderlove I'm really excited to announce the release of the Analog Terminal Bell. Never miss a terminal bell notification again with the Analog Terminal Bell. Go to analogterminalbell.com today to get yours! pic.twitter.com/T6Rt8WYa5O

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

tenderlove I like to add � and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug

via Echofon (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

wjb_mattingly Introduction to textbook is now live! This is an early draft that may have a few typos. If you see something that needs expounding, feel free to let me know! It's for non-specialists in and it is also an intro to @spacy_io for . Enjoy!

Book: ner.pythonhumanities.com pic.twitter.com/tdb9xd9Gnn

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum In 2013, the intersex pride flag was created by Morgan Carpenter. The unbroken circle represents wholeness and completeness. pic.twitter.com/1pfP8pfT6n

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum And here's the nonbinary flag, created in 2014 by Kye Rowan. Here, yellow symbolises those outside the gender binary; white for those with multiple gender identities; purple for those with a mix of masculine and feminine genders; and black for those without a gender identity. pic.twitter.com/bPP3e61N5g

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum Here's some flags from the ace community: the asexual pride flag, the aromantic pride flag, and the demiromantic pride flag. Shades of grey and black on these flags represent the sexuality spectrum. These flags were created in the 2010s. pic.twitter.com/6GELwpHTD2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum The bi pride flag was designed by Michael Page in 1998 to increase bi visibility. Here, the magenta stripe symbolises same sex attraction; the blue opposite sex attraction; with the lavender stripe representing the blending of both. pic.twitter.com/DIkCE3MTN4

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum Since it's , let's have a whistlestop history of pride flags! We'll start at the beginning - the original rainbow flag designed by Gilbert Baker in 1978. Each of the eight stripes on this flag held symbolism. pic.twitter.com/pIsgynXybF

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum The trans pride flag was designed in 1999 by trans woman Monica Helms. On this flag, the blue respresents the traditional colour for boys; the pink for girls; and the white for nonbinary people. The pattern repeats so that whichever way you fly it, it's always correct. pic.twitter.com/1Jyj52ylc6

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Verbraucher – wo Produkte zum Sterben hingehen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

tinosoph Beim nächsten Glottisschlag ist es acht Uhr. Acht Uhr.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

clownabsolute1 I've seen a lot of shit in bathrooms over the years..

But this is the best!

Sound Up 🔊 pic.twitter.com/i1cRZtQUZq

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

@skglas <temperieren> passt eigentlich tatsächlich ^^

via Twitter Web App in reply to skglas

wiase "Sorry"?!

Warum nicht gleich "Hoppala!"? Oder "Uijuijui, da kam aber viel Kritik."

Ich mein', wer hätte im Vorfeld AHNEN können, daß so ein Sendungskonzept irgendwie schlecht sein könnte? NIEMAND! Es war für uns alle eine totale Überraschung einf twitter.com/MickyBeisenher…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

ScHuehnerkrisp Katholische und evangelische Kirchen stellen Amtsenthebungsantrag gegen Bolsonaro - 26/01/2021 - Poder - Folha www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2021/01/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

perseveresther fümpftausend neuimpfektionen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

_noujoum Jedem Ende wohnt ein Zauber inne

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid I miss going to bookshops, finding the "C, C+, C++" section, and uselessly telling them that there's no such thing as the middle one.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

markus_schlegel Die effektivste Wirtschaftsförderung des Jahrhunderts wäre gewesen, so viel Kohle für Impfstoff zu zahlen wie Israel. »Nein danke, Wirtschaftsförderung ist nicht unser Ding« sagt da die CDU natürlich. Hä?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mpoessel Thread. Eine Konsequenz daraus: Lasst euch nicht verschaukeln von denen, die in der aktuellen Situation noch davon reden, dieses oder jenes sei „Haupttreiber“ - als ob das irgendwie eine sinnvolle Aussage wäre. twitter.com/c_endt/status/…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:04 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Senficon 2019 leakte eine Lobbystrategie der Presseverlage, wie sie durch eine gezielt angezettelte Debatte über Onlineplattformen eine Verschärfung des durchdrücken wollen. Diese Kampagne ist jetzt in vollem Gange. Meine Kolumne bei @heiseonline heise.de/meinung/Edit-P…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

slytherinus sam’s response always breaks my heart into a million pieces pic.twitter.com/gYmQPXtSpi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

MalwareTechBlog I grew up being told I had to act super professional on all my public profiles if I wanted to ever get a job. Then there was this big cultural shift between generations, and now prospective employers compliment me on my quality shitposting.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:54 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

maxfras If you are here about non-Latin scripts, check out the ultimate chart by @Oysteib pic.twitter.com/OwKqQnSmKl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

maxfras What European language am I reading?

The only flow chart you need pic.twitter.com/lyJdqT4uKw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

HitlerPuncher Psycho Killer is a top tier song because it has random French lyrics for no real reason. This trick only works once.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

doberah "When you turn on a European faucet after noon, wine comes out. Before noon, it’s espresso." On the exotic, totally real place that is the Europe of the American imagination @huttopian newyorker.com/magazine/2021/… via @NewYorker

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Feb 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)