The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 13th, 2021

Johnnibald Deppenstein

via Twitter for Android

brynguist also, if you're advertising an obligatorily face-to-face job with an appointment of one year or less, please go ahead and catapult the administrators responsible for that requirement directly into the sun 🙃

We know how to work-from-home now!! Your excuses suck!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

AtsukosGrandma I put in trash can twitter.com/atsukocomedy/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Sabbatical, aber als jüdische Gottesdienstmusik

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes One day a litlle kid asked his dad to take him on the motorbike and when they got on the motorbike he said faster dady faster dady not that fast dady

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

nodrama_de Immer wenn ich Sorge habe, dass die Pandemie endet und ich wieder unter Menschen muss, öffnet jemand dankenswerterweise Schulen oder Restaurants oder Friseure und ich habe wieder ein halbes Jahr lang meine Ruhe.

via twitter-supybot (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

jazzychad Drawing a hex maze in a hex bounding box in one continuous stroke. (Waaaay easier than doing circular mazes, let me tell you!) @jamis pic.twitter.com/U7ZiC6ooK1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:46 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ich quarkbällche, du quarkbällchst, er/sie/es quarkbällcht, wir quarkbällchen, ihr qu

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johl Growing up in a small town, I was always looking for a website that would just give me the recipe as it was handed down by my grandmother, a person with a truly remarkable life story... twitter.com/rakyll/status/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mostly_voids "Thank you for your email! Unfortunately, [Talpina glare]

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hondanhon I see we're talking about volunteer vaccination websites again, thanks to this (imho) irresponsible NYT article about "building a new [vaccination website] for $50".

Some observations and references:

nytimes.com/2021/02/09/nyr…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Für eine baldige Öffnung der Herzen

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Something I have noticed over the last few years: it's become much more common to receive emails with "did you receive my email yesterday?" from students when I don't answer within ~24 hrs. Can anyone confirm this? Could this be something of a blue-ticks-generation thing?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

tiger_food @kathrinpassig @sauer_lauwarm Sehr praktisch, dass eure Sprachen von vornherein so gebaut sind, dass so eine Subjektverdreherei gar nicht passieren kann.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @sauer_lauwarm "umzu-Subjektsdreher" klingt wie ein bayerischer Tanz (ohne Text zum Mitsingen, weil es gar keine um-zu-Konstruktionen gibt im Bayerischen).

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

sauer_lauwarm Ah, ein klassischer umzu-Subjektsdreher. "[Die ÖVP] hat den Gegenwert der Inserate daher wie vorgesehen an den Rechnungshof überwiesen, um von diesem für soziale und wissenschaftliche Zwecke weitergegeben zu werden." (Auge @kathrinpassig)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Florian83616025 ▶️Die Strategie◀️

Wir brauchen *JETZT* Abwassertests, die lokale Interventionen auslösen!

Weil sie

1⃣ Infektionen früh erkennen
2⃣ durch baumförmige Verzweigung schnell und zielgenau sind
3⃣ das Planungsrisiko "Mutationen" beherrschbar machen

1/ pic.twitter.com/lTyvBVXqzc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

caschy what a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/lFcFpKAG95

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid "Kate have you ever won a competition?"

Why yes! When I was six I won a colouring competition at school. we were given a picture of Jesus at easter, I think the idea was to colour within the lines.

I won by very neatly and carefully colouring the entire thing solid black.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:51 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

rakyll Magic: justtherecipe.app

No need to read the entire life story of the author, it gives you just the recipe.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

wittschicat So ein Büro ist ja auch nur eine Erwachsenentagesstätte.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

F0O0 Das ist so, als ob die Feuerwehr abrückt, weil ja nur noch der Nordflügel brennt. Und vereinzelt Schwelbrände im Pulverturm. Kleine Brandnester. Da wird schon nix passieren.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Kennt ihr eigentlich Sternenrotz?
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sternenro…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Kommt vorbei wenn ihr Kabel braucht ich hab alle außer das was ich gerade brauche pic.twitter.com/2WU1iQ7fLG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

durst sorry: wer twittert stirbt „low key“ früher.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:05 PM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

tu mir ma nen flachen weißen

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BrandyLJensen armie hammer won’t see your joke tweets about his cannibalism fetish but the cannibalism fetishists in your life sure will 😔 twitter.com/cosmopolitan/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ImogenBits cursed compiler idea: it uses an LL(0.5) parser, it can only look at the first 4 bits of the next character. It can recognize if that char is upper/lower case and can even tell apart numbers from letters, but not much more.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:37 AM, Feb 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)