The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 25th, 2023

tomgoldsteincs is planning to stop users from making social media bots and cheating on homework by "watermarking" outputs. How well could this really work? Here's just 23 words from a 1.3B parameter watermarked LLM. We detected it with 99.999999999994% confidence. Here's how 🧵 pic.twitter.com/pVC9M3qPyQ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

And God ran `git show HEAD`, and behold, it was very good.

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AlecStapp Computer scientists trying and failing to communicate with the police lmao pic.twitter.com/DD8FOLWjQN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Heute sechs rohe Rote Beten im Kühlschrank: ein Problem.

Morgen fünf gekochte rote Beten und fünf Stücke Pizza im Kühlschrank: ein anderes, kleineres Problem.

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I_make_music Tag your friend who's "Too Angry to Determine Gender" pic.twitter.com/ZXSdH4bEDh

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

L4ndvogt Mikaela Shiffrin: I‘m kind of in an unfortunate time of my monthly cycle

Übersetzer: Ich komm nicht mal zum Radfahren, was ich sonst immer mach jeden Monat pic.twitter.com/ptz7vOlcws

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

matt_boot_ i've heard a lot of people say they speak Bahasa to mean Indonesian/Malay. is that so strange?

it doesn't mean "language" in English, it means a specific language. just like "chai" doesn't mean "tea" in English twitter.com/waltonkate/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

mccormick_ted I’m not wrong

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

herrmaurer Selten lässigeren Künstler erlebt. 🥫 pic.twitter.com/q8knTNSpfQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Während nun die Beten schmurgeln, belege man die Pizza

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Einheimsbarkeiten

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kochkunstRecook Das weich gekochte Huhn wird dann ganz oder teilweise verworfen.

via Brod und Spiele (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera mormalize abber kopp twitter.com/RespectfulMeme…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

arocalyptic yeah i've been getting more in touch with my feminine side lately (getting back into python) twitter.com/arocalyptic/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Johannes42 Heimlich lieben Menschen einfach verwalten und Termine doch.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

fruchtblase Ami Kühlschranke einfach größer als ne normale Berliner Einzimmmerwohnung twitter.com/CurtisRemarc/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

deathbybadger I think I am in a real bad mood this week but do straight allies really need their own flag, it's called being a decent person, I don't give out flags for the Society of Not Pushing Old People Into The Road, its wonderful you arent being terrible but a flag sort of makes it worse

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:11 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

RebeccaSlatkin Accidentally wired a 30% downpayment for a home to the wrong bank account. That money is now gone forever.

Just kidding. it was quickly flagged by the bank and reversed.

Grateful for federal bank regulations. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

reduct_rs Editor's Note: We Have Been Angrily Informed That C/C++ Is Not One Language, And Would Like To Hastily Amend Our Statement To Acknowledge That It Is "One Of Two Languages Where This Regularly Happens"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

reduct_rs ‘No Way To Prevent Memory Errors,’ Says Only Programming Language Where This Regularly Happens

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

MisterABK A few years ago, someone offered me a (well paid) Burns Night hosting gig. And I replied saying, sure, but you do know that I'm vegan, English and I don't drink?

They never replied. I respect that.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

derLampenputzer Mann beißt Hund aber pic.twitter.com/367f6A9Fwi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

leonidobusch Mein (nicht mehr ganz) neuer @uniinnsbruck-Kollege Andreas Eckhardt (uibk.ac.at/wipl/team/team…) lässt bei seiner Antrittsvorlesung live von ChatGPT eine Laudatio auf sich schreiben. 😆 pic.twitter.com/Pp8QqGKKEu

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Jan 25th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

GURT 2023 is co-branded as SyntaxFest and continues the great tradition of reimagining local landmarks as syntactic structures <3 syntaxfest.github.io pic.twitter.com/p8dPb7ABxJ

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Irgendson Arsch hat mein Fahrrad gestohlen*.

*das bei mir vorm Haus abgestellte Nextbike entliehen

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Termin wiederholt sich monatlich am viertletzten Dienstag

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