The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 10th, 2013

"Jews have their own religion, which follows Jesus Christ." youtube.com/watch?v=yRHs96…

via web

BroDotJS Epic lake day is EPIC, bro! This nerd kept talkin about Haskell so I pushed his ass off the Seadoo and let him swim back. BOOM. SIDE EFFECT!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Aug 10th, 2013 via web)

Codepope @avalonsaysmoo @superglaze The gap is being minded.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Aug 10th, 2013 via web)

"unschädlich […] erst, wenn nicht mehr [Frauen] selber mit den Maniaks interagieren, sondern animierte Ersatzfrauen" fembio.org/biographie.php…

via web

houellebeck Gerecht muß man auch mal mit ä schreiben.

via web (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Aug 10th, 2013 via web)

ecshowalter Now it is legit.
MLA has announced proper form for citing tweet in an academic paper. pic.twitter.com/MqndMSg8RD"

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Aug 10th, 2013 via web)

Neonleuchte Persönlichkeiten sind stabilisierte soziale Resonanzen.

via web (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Aug 10th, 2013 via web)

Herr_Rau Wer nicht blinkt, will auch nicht abbiegen. (Aus dem Handbuch für passiv-aggressive Fußgänger.)

via web (retweeted on 12:22 PM, Aug 10th, 2013 via web)

Germs are not germane to the discussion of Germans.

via Twitter for Android

NeinQuarterly Nicht mit mir, Freundchen. pic.twitter.com/WxMzAnNi2w

via Photos on iOS (retweeted on 1:05 AM, Aug 10th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)