The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 19th, 2013

ElbeChirurg Kriminalisierung ist ein Verbrechen!

via web (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Aug 19th, 2013 via web)

mongodbfacts In order to best serve our user base, we will be porting our documentation to /r/adviceanimals

via web (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Aug 19th, 2013 via web)

Mortality is a result of awkward social encounters that drain your life force.

via Twitter for Android

Pesorge mir pitte eine geplümte Pluse!

via web

plomlompom (@mspro-Plagiier-Tweet! Aber jeder findet seine eigenen 140-Zeichen-Abkürzungs-Tricks.)

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Aug 19th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

lexikoblog Letzter Tweet zum Thema "literally": "This is going to give grammarians a headache": Nope.

edition.cnn.com/2013/08/15/liv…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:51 AM, Aug 19th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Kaufungen, die (Pl.): Krampfartiges Anfallsleiden, tritt bevorzugt beim wöchentlichen Durchblättern der Aldi/Lidl-Pr… labenz.texttheater.net/Kaufungen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Aug 19th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

ekelias “Political correctness is what right-wing bigots call what everybody else calls being polite”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:46 AM, Aug 19th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)