The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 28th, 2014

DemetriMartin The difference between a row of motorcycles and dominoes depends on how nearby the motorcycles owners are.

via web (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

alienated well played, 1930s futurist - well played. pic.twitter.com/kQT4JjIAls

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

connolly_s RT @icecrime: Benchmarks. pic.twitter.com/JgKEbft1g7

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

climagic echo test | rev | cut -c 2- | rev # Use rev twice to get around limitation of cut not being able to truncate end of a string.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

Bram_VDP Welke stemtest past het best bij jou? Doe de stemtest-test. pic.twitter.com/BJ7TKhxCXb

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

m_rinck ah, no, rather so etwas wie: characterisky

via web (retweeted on 6:47 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

GrMeaningBank @cbrew Two corresponding readings in the GMB for "French": pos=JJ|ne=GPE|lemma=france|rel=from; and pos=NNP|ne=ART|lemma=french|rel=in

via web (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

jasonbaldridge OH (8yo girl): "I made this hopscotch go up to 13. That way, it will ward off people with triskaidekaphobia."

via web (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

MariaBoedeker art history pic.twitter.com/jlCt2FKdgf

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

skeptikantin Fahrgast-TV: „Berliner Giftnotruf wird immer beliebter.“

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

meltomene Introducing the Chinese Conference Process: People sitting at the very side of the hall so that everyone arriving after can't take a seat.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Apr 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

JGoschler "DER DROP, DER HEUTE KOMMEN SOLLTE, KOMMT MIT DEM PULL MORGEN!!!" Ein Glück. Das Großraumabteil atmet auf.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Apr 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

youngestneil There are no automatic doors, just polite ghosts

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Apr 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

Iearnsomething This is what a long exposure photo of fireflies looks like. pic.twitter.com/n9QQ9g7JzW

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Apr 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)