The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 3rd, 2014

plomlompom FAZ/@Claudiusseidl: "Pädophilie[…]wird nicht mehr als Neigung,die man zügeln kann,sondern als Verbrechen beschrieben" faz.net/aktuell/feuill…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Oct 3rd, 2014 via TweetDeck)

YorkshireLiff Guiseley (n.) A trick children use to avoid work in the classroom by starting a teacher off on his or her favourite topic of conversation.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Oct 3rd, 2014 via TweetDeck)

@JGoschler Statt einer Antwort werden sie dich einfach auslachen.

via TweetDeck in reply to JGoschler

EmilyAviva Attention linguistics: from now on the “caught/cot merger” is to be called the “prawn/pr0n merger”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Oct 3rd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

kerihw There once was a man
From Bath who got limericks
And haikus confused

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Oct 3rd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

z_observer Dachte jetzt eine Weile, Alva Noë rede über Play-Doh. Es ging um Plato. Aber wenn ich gross bin, werde ich intellektuell.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:20 AM, Oct 3rd, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)