The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 16th, 2014

Aldi: Ungefähr der einzige Ort in NL, wo man 1- und 2-Cent-Münzen loswerden kann.

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frachtschaden *reduziert ein*

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Dec 16th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

"Kennst du Spopp?" - "Nee." - "Eben."

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hllizi Phänomenologie des peinlichen Europäers.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Dec 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

@nsaphra That's why I no longer write commit messages on the command line.

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ojahnn Freue mich darauf, mit meinen Akademikereltern eine Tasse Akademikertee zu trinken und über meine Akademikerprobleme zu reden.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Dec 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

OpenAccessShef This is a great cartoon from @hochstenbach! pic.twitter.com/kJ3lE2gBpK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Dec 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Wer hat eigentlich diese besorgten Bürger besorgt?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Dec 16th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

Buddenbohm Habe nicht geschlafen, bin aber völlig klar im Dings. Da oben. Ihr wisst schon.

Wo der Kaffee reinkommt.

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@hllizi Oder Name für eine Weihnachtsfeier in Mettmann.

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bigdata Nice paper: "many useful variables are assoc. w/ others on which it would be ethically problematic to base decisions" goo.gl/mCdg1c

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Dec 16th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

Wort des Tages: Weihmett

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fragilelimbs what drug is this pic.twitter.com/VbAEd632ba

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floofyscorp the parable of rudolph the red-nosed reindeer: your disability is only tolerated as long as you are useful to the rest of us

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ChrisHallbeck When life gives you demons, make demonade.

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