The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 5th, 2015

tarashoe Things are gonna take so much longer on the moon, bc we'll have to say the word "moon" before every noun. But it'll be pretty much worth it

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

qwallath On an assemblage of bread, cheese, and jam. And the 90s. And Dutchness. On Cheezer. eveningoflight.nl/subspecie/2015…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@Lotterleben Echt, ey. Kann man gar keinen vernünftigen Cheezer machen. youtube.com/watch?v=6xkBpT… /via @qwallath

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Lotterleben

Nacktmagazin Nine Impf Nails

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Die hohen Dosen

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Anhaeuser Crazy RT @rkeuper: The world’s email encryption software relies on one guy. And he's going broke. propublica.org/article/the-wo…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

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via TweetDeck

mdcclv I mean I know it's long and meandering but here are some highlights from the denouement pic.twitter.com/ji25UeDF4y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

nichtschubsen Initiativbewerbung als Vogel des Jahres.

via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

stporombka Ich nenne es Arbeit. pic.twitter.com/mf2H5cuwTj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Feb 5th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

ojahnn Niederländischer Muttersprachler fragt auf Französisch, ob er den Vortrag auf Deutsch oder auf Englisch halten soll.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Feb 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

rickburin Probably the best thing on the internet. pic.twitter.com/Pg3xu253RW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 AM, Feb 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Autofocus I made a CSS cat. You can hire me and I will make an entire zoo! luciehoehler.de/cat/cat.html

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:43 AM, Feb 5th, 2015 via TweetDeck)

@Schplock @astefanowitsch @Vilinthril Nein, es geht um die Argumentstruktur: Das Subjekt hat trotz Passivform weiter die Rolle des Ganzen.

via TweetDeck in reply to Schplock

.@golmunist @korrekturen Ob man @bing dazu bringen kann, bei der Suche nach "White House" als Link "Miserable Failure" anzuzeigen? ^^

via TweetDeck in reply to golmunist

@golmunist @korrekturen Das hieße ja, @bing setzt externe Ankertexte für Sitelinks ein? Sehr merkwürdig.

via TweetDeck in reply to golmunist