The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 18th, 2015

RT @kathrinpassig: @plomlompom In meinem Bett eigentlich meistens. Also ich jetzt, die andere Ü30-Crowd nicht so.

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You had me at "postapocalyptic".

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Die Audio-Kompression verunstaltet den Sound der Motorräder grässlich.

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Oben-ohne-Opa mit Schnauzbart und Lederhose.

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Farin Urlaub scheint sauer zu sein.

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Da waren Drogen im Spiel.

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RT @plomlompom: SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: "This isn't about systemd working towards its own file-system or anything of that sort" http://…

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SoVeryBritish "Let's meet up for drinks soon" - Translation: Let's avoid each other as best we can

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RT @xor: Kafka himself would've dismissed this development as not believable https://t.co/zRNkcWfO4W http://t.co/MLaZI3uSCk

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kyrah I... I can't even. MT @nickmartin: Personally, this was my favorite screengrab from that CNN segment. pic.twitter.com/VyHSJYFyMt

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SincerelyTumblr me: what can possibly go wrong tho

anxiety: im glad you asked

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RT @labenzticker: Doberschütz, der: Kurzsichtiger Waidmann mit ausgeprägtem Jagdhundverschleiß. S.a. → Döschütz http://t.co/XbEfRNes6L

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climagic date -d @1424242424 # Using GNU date you can specify a Unix epoch date with an @ in front and return the local time.

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SoVeryBritish Pancake 1: On floor
Pancake 2: Burnt
Pancake 3: Edible but tiny
Pancake 4: Nearly perfect
Pancake... Oh, out of mix
<Repeat in a year>

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:48 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

CompSciFact McBryan's Law: You can't make it better until you make it work. ow.ly/IS5hN

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