RT @kathrinpassig: @plomlompom In meinem Bett eigentlich meistens. Also ich jetzt, die andere Ü30-Crowd nicht so.
You had me at "postapocalyptic".
Die Audio-Kompression verunstaltet den Sound der Motorräder grässlich. #watchingmadmax
Oben-ohne-Opa mit Schnauzbart und Lederhose. #watchingmadmax
Farin Urlaub scheint sauer zu sein. #watchingmadmax
Da waren Drogen im Spiel. #watchingmadmax
RT @plomlompom: SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: "This isn't about systemd working towards its own file-system or anything of that sort" http://…
SoVeryBritish "Let's meet up for drinks soon" - Translation: Let's avoid each other as best we can
RT @xor: Kafka himself would've dismissed this development as not believable https://t.co/zRNkcWfO4W http://t.co/MLaZI3uSCk

kyrah I... I can't even. MT @nickmartin: Personally, this was my favorite screengrab from that CNN segment. pic.twitter.com/VyHSJYFyMt
SincerelyTumblr me: what can possibly go wrong tho
anxiety: im glad you asked
RT @labenzticker: Doberschütz, der: Kurzsichtiger Waidmann mit ausgeprägtem Jagdhundverschleiß. S.a. → Döschütz http://t.co/XbEfRNes6L
climagic date -d @1424242424 # Using GNU date you can specify a Unix epoch date with an @ in front and return the local time.
SoVeryBritish Pancake 1: On floor
Pancake 2: Burnt
Pancake 3: Edible but tiny
Pancake 4: Nearly perfect
Pancake... Oh, out of mix
<Repeat in a year>
CompSciFact McBryan's Law: You can't make it better until you make it work. ow.ly/IS5hN