The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 24th, 2017

TurtlesRCool2 When your advisor asks how your research is going. twitter.com/seanhannity/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:49 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater “Four score”, as in “You may send your scores to four score recipients free of charge.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater "I may not have put a ring on her finger, but I did put a key on her ring."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:14 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater "This may be years of experience and careful study speaking, but..."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:07 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor belongs in the same set of confusables.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Ah, the iconic riff of Smoke on the Water what do you mean that's Seven Nation Army

via Twitter for Android

rubinovitz @BenedictEvans ~3 moderators for every million users seems like the AI does some pretty heavy lifting to me.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dickebuerste53 Mir hat mal jemand vor ein paar Jahren Twin Peaks gespoilert & DEN MÖRDER verraten. Aber nun stelle ich fest: ich hab's wieder vergessen! 😍

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:28 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ndl. für Kopfschmerzen, die sich gewaschen haben: "hoofdpijn waar je u tegen zegt" - "Kopfschmerzen, die man siezt".

via Twitter Web Client

gchrupala Guilty as charged, Adam all over the place. pic.twitter.com/isqEFCidlF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:55 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

loslabern Puma- oder Adidas-Logo in die Seiten rasieren?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:23 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rietzi Ich muss mich leider selbst korrigieren. Das Werk von Vivaldi heißt eben einfach so.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:21 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rietzi Hey, Hugo-Distler-Chor, dieses Wochenende ist CHRISTI Himmelfahrt, Mariä is im August! 🤷… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:21 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Vorlesung an der FH Esslingen: Revolutionselan nichts entgegenzusetzen.

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:56 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

NQmagg0t Sollte meinen Job auch wie ein Notar abrechnen:
Geschäftswert der Daten im Verzeichnis: 1,5M€
chown auf Verzeichnis: 4223,13€
Vielen Dank!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:55 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AshLopezRadio Handmaids in Texas, following another omnibus abortion bill passing in the state legislature. pic.twitter.com/NSWL5w6NS8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

stefanowitsch Someone must have already made this, but just in case I made it again. pic.twitter.com/tTs3c56YzM

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:11 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala ML framework where all the example code consists of just type signatures. And it runs, of course, because . github.com/HuwCampbell/gr…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

femInsist Unfeministisch ist, sich über Körper von anderen zu beschweren, außer sie sitzen auf dir drauf und sind zu schwer.

m.spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:27 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sapinker "Gender studies" is an academic field that deserves criticism, but The “Conceptual Penis” hoax missed the mark. salon.com/2017/05/22/why…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:05 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

udovetter Erfolgsquote bei Klagen gegen Hartz IV: 40 %. Wenn man mal überlegt, wie viele Leute nicht vor Gericht ziehen...
bit.ly/2qfFw7z

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:51 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Shepard tone for twelve violins

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:52 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

newsycombinator Don't use Hadoop – your data isn't that big (2013) chrisstucchio.com/blog/2013/hado…

via newsycombinator (retweeted on 12:54 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)