The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 13th, 2017

GrumpyMerkel Der steht für eine Vision von Europa, wo man so viel Scheiße bauen kann, wie man will, und trotzdem gewinnen die Nazis nicht.

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SPIEGELCaptions Untergewichtige Velásquez, Freundinnen: Alle wollten sich mit ihr schmücken

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GeekJulieta @kensinterlude "You're beautiful"
'you're welcome'

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- (glottalizing) You're cu'!
- The genius inventor or the omnipotent being?
- No, CUTE!
- But it's cooler to be Q than to be cute!

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The Dutch like to live by the water. What kind of water doesn't matter so much. pic.twitter.com/vgxCdOlDrA

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jonathanchait This is a very shrewd piece by @petridishes on the Republican psychology toward Trump washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/… pic.twitter.com/GLpqP9ZSPK

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_Oded_ @MasteringVim That got to be the most accidentally accessed feature in Vim

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:35 PM, May 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ashleymcnamara I don't know about you guys, but I'm really loving the whole conference sock trend. pic.twitter.com/SY7kmCzLht

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:34 PM, May 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DawgBelly A small joy in my life is tht my sis is dating a guy w/ the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates tht we all call him human Nigel.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:33 PM, May 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Pixelfish Arts and crafts: make your own Sean Spicer garden element. pic.twitter.com/jk4CDekW1I

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:38 AM, May 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)