The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 4th, 2017

constatinstant @astefanowitsch @Schplock Mich stört sehr, dass mein Handy zwar mittlerweile 6GB RAM hat, die Keyboard-App aber wed… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:18 PM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

My favorite example of Emoji fonts failing to be universal.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

“It’s clear because the position of the hour hand corresponds to the spoken form.” Yes, IN SOME LANGUAGES, you geniuses.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

“Clock Face *-Thirty” Emoji: Apple, Samsung, LG, HTC, Facebook, Messenger, Twitter and Mozilla really screwed this up.

via Twitter Web Client

Wrote a Prolog pretty-printing predicate today. No alliteration intended.

via Twitter Web Client

Jfarrers For all my cynicism, this is still one of my favourite gifs ever pic.twitter.com/IswcrXGYF8

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:49 PM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

matthew_d_green So is a law against gravity. twitter.com/lorenzofb/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:47 PM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn It's my first time using @feeltraincoop's Supermute today! \o/ supermute.feeltrain.com pic.twitter.com/Pv2I3wT9bS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CTRLe_istbesser Was
Friedemann Schulz von Thun
denkt,
wenn Sie sich selbst retweeten: pic.twitter.com/m9KKwRjtCJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

paul_haine Fascinated at how crossing a Corgi with any other dog breed results in what is basically a Corgi in disguise as the… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:15 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe bug crawling on my bed. tried to get it to crawl onto my badge so i could move it. and it checked out my badge, noped out, crawled away.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ItMeIRL me irl pic.twitter.com/gV1Z58WeGx

via me irl bot (retweeted on 1:37 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ItMeIRL Me irl pic.twitter.com/IlITZvBlaM

via me irl bot (retweeted on 1:28 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"I might have to moonwalk on my word."

via Twitter for Android

Zur Beendigung des Gesprächs den Gesprächspartner in den Papierkorb ziehen

via Twitter for Android

Kommunizieren mit Hilfe einer GIF-ORGEL

via Twitter for Android

HamdanAzhar "the great thing about nonsense : because it has no utility you only build it bc it brings you joy" LOVE this line… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:44 AM, May 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)