Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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July 4th, 2017

texttheater Wort des Tages: sinngebende Verfahren google.com/search?hl=de&q…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

oneofthosefaces this is a ferret forcing a human to pet her babies and it is so pure and I want a ferret now pic.twitter.com/dlhP9OUFQE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

malikibheis So many things to do, so many beds to lie under... pic.twitter.com/VDHFASkdtY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

rheinbahn_intim "Auf YouTube wiegst du fünf Kilo mehr, als auf Instagram."
(Alina, 16)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

rheinbahn_intim "Liebe bedeutet auch mal Gehorchen."
(Elke, 44)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

rheinbahn_intim "Lena hat zum Abi neue Titten von ihren Eltern geschenkt bekommen."
(Ben, 19)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

rheinbahn_intim "Der Typ, dem wo Primark gehört ist gestorben."
"Krass. Sterben... könnt ich irgendwie nicht."
(Lisa ,15, Jenny, 14)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Kazakhstan, Micronesia, Montenegro. All other country flags suck, sorry. :P

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Flags I like: Seychelles, South Korea, Switzerland, Turkey, UK, Vietnam, Saudi Arabia, Albania, Barbados, Canada, Georgia, Israel, Japan,

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sarahemclaugh Someone set up a printer to continuously shoot anti-Erdogan pamphlets out a hotel window in Istanbul:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@gchrupala @zehavoc @denizyuret ?- implements(X, mercury), is_mature(X).
No

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nasrinmmm Now try conveying the content of this very tweet with an image...😊 See, language naturally enables communicating ve… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

SexworkID Probleme mit ?
Wir haben ein Beschwerdeformular erstellt:
beschwerdeformular-sexarbeit.de


Bitte bekannt machen!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

sonjdol Verbreitet das, auch wenn Ihr glaubt, mit Sexarbeit nichts zu tun zu haben. Geht nicht davon aus, dass Ihr wisst, o… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Die Intelligenz mancher Personen ist "papierartig" – ausgedehnt und beschreibbar in wenigen Dimensionen, in der dritten kann man sie knicken

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Hier, so war das damals im finsteren Mittelalter, als es noch kein europäisches Datenroaming gab. Weiß ja heute sch… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ericjang11 TY @cherylyeoh for brave story + advice on how VCs can actively take measures against sexual harassment. cherylyeoh.com/2017/07/03/she…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

malikibheis My Mom came all the way from Germany today to spend my with me. Also she brought cookies.
pic.twitter.com/BDJH2uRKaE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:11 AM, Jul 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions In Klitschkos Welt gibt es eine klare Regel: Kündigung bei Erfolg

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