Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 28th, 2017

the_maki Gut an Frankreich: Wirte, die den Wein direkt in beide Gläser kippen, ohne den Probier-Schweig-Schwenk-Schwenk-Nipp-Mhmh-sehr-gut-Unfug.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra As an American with a chronic illness who is also a German citizen living in the UK, 2017 is really not my year.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

goldengateblond "Congratulations, healthy people are paying for sick people." Pour one out for @foxandfriends, who just learned how insurance works.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sgharms If an engineer tried to merge a huge request with no targeted bug, no tests & no feedback considered at 2am, I'd fire them. But senators...?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Trostberg, der: Haufen von Beileidskarten, Blumen und kleinen Aufmerksamkeiten im Hause eines Trauernden. labenz.texttheater.net/Trostberg

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

funkbo1 Seid mal nicht so schadenfroh wegen der Porschemütter, als würden eure Bälger nicht auch Konstantin heißen, wenn nur die Kohle stimmt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @rewordable IIRC it started out as REED, not SHED. Somehow makes the transformation even more beautiful.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

frau_charlotte ostseebadbäckerei
kunde:morn.
verkäuferin: augenbraue hoch.
er: vier.
sie: alles?
er: alles.
sie: einszwanzig.
bezahlvorgang.
beide: hmn.
ab

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:20 AM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mark_riedl Ravens' Urschel is getting a PhD in ML from MIT. He just retired from football after reading brain scan study espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)