Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 5th, 2017

frachtschaden Challenge "Kann ein noch dümmerer Tweet dein meistgefavter werden"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra I used to think like this, until I realised how nice it is to spend time around women who are over being "one of th… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:28 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sarahmei Generally, if you're on a performance improvement plan, the company does not want you to try harder. They want you to quit.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Delafina777 STOP US BEFORE WE KILL AGAIN pic.twitter.com/yCLa1P1t3Y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@wellendonner @coderbyheart @thathoo @gmail I think he was just pointing to a possible cause of the issue.

via Twitter for Android in reply to wellendonner

ridak96 Stop taking unsolicited pictures of brown people being normal people as if that's a surprise in 2017 twitter.com/rachmacknight/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

iSmashFizzle Believing that bullshit doesn't change the FACT that you are still probably only 1 or 2 financial emergencies away from poverty as well.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

iSmashFizzle I wish y'all weren't so afraid of being poor you had to convince yourself living in poverty is just a choice some people make.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

"Ich hab ein offenes Budget und krieg vielleicht eine High-End-GPU, könnt ihr mir einen passenden Rechner konfigurieren?"

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Wie man die IT-Crowd glücklich macht:

via Twitter Web Client

theskorm @liamosaur @mattcen I've once said over the phone "garbled text" and they accepted it as "close enough"

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

liamosaur OH coworker on phone "First pets name? Oh. Didn't think I'd ever need to read it out loud. *sighs* *reads out 30 character random string*"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Eja, das: Alte japanische Kampfsportart, bei der man versucht, dem Gegner das Ohrläppchen abzubeißen. Bei Erfolg, w… labenz.texttheater.net/Eja

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tutnrrrso werden, damit sie als witzfiguren wirken. sexpraktiken werden zus.geworfen, pauschalisiert, pathologisiert, und dann zu abwertungssymbolen.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tutnrrrso was passiert hier: typen die ihre macht missbrauchen müssen als pervers/schwul/bdsm-praktizierend (piercing, sex mit tieren) dargestellt

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

lingucat @ojahnn Schlimm wird es, sollte man sich je im Büro am zuhausesten fühlen, dann sollte man einen weniger zuhausen A… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Yesterday someone told me they own "half a cat" (and they weren't even one of our countability geeks). Which half? "The angry one"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Miles_Brundage arXiv papers, July 5* - "The Fall of the Empire: The Americanization of English," Gonçalves et al.: arxiv.org/abs/1707.00781

*not 4th, sadly

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:51 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Attacd 1/2 Unglaublich am Schauspielhaus. Verwaltungschef des Hauses, Raddatz, bestätigt: Er hat Teile des Hauses zum Schlafen freigegeben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

bbchase I have some thoughts about why news orgs are finding that people won’t read long articles… pic.twitter.com/G8Zh6GTA6w

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:46 AM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)