The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 26th, 2017

goldengateblond You know Trump's backing a truly poisonous racist when even Jeff Sessions is all "whoa I had nothing to do with thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

lukukian Ich hatte ja schon erwartet, dass New York sehr New York ist, aber dass New York so New York seinn würde, hätte ich nun wirklich nicht New Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

crackseidank Gebt euch nen Ruck, bringt Pfand weg, werdet @FuckYeahSexshop s sugarparents!
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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Game for two: one suddenly starts to hum the melody, the other quickly has to find some means of percussion. youtu.be/51beOlNC0qo

via Twitter for Android

Warum heißen alle Australier Tim

via Twitter for Android

On page 148 of 187 of Hiob. Roman eines, by Joseph Roth: "Man erzählte sich von ihm, daß... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads