The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 14th, 2017

frachtschaden Ob sich Briten manchmal fragen, ob "Bayrischer Hof" die Berliner Polizeibehörde ist?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Facebook statuses then: 3rd-person singular verb phrases.
Facebook statuses now: answers to the question "What's on your mind?"

via Twitter for Android

derDexter Ich: Diese Waffel schmeckt komisch
Freundin: Das ist ein Schwamm
Ich: Dieser Schwamm schmeckt normal

via Twuffer (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

broebong I hope he returned those 2 books twitter.com/CrimeWatchDail…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn gehst du ins 3. dezernat
dann kriegst du mehr moneten
der weg ins 3. dezernat
ist daher zu vertreten

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

freshmango Gewagte Trendeinschätzung von Braunschweiger Zeitung und Telekom. 2017. pic.twitter.com/tcOPzMkYrc

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

BillKristol I've got to say, I'm sick of the imploring & pleading with Donald Trump to say the right thing. He said what he meant & meant what he said.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

sfmnemonic By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with you.

via Facebook (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)