The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 17th, 2017

frachtschaden Nashorn „Inge“ macht aus Ihrem Buffet ein unvergessliches Erlebnis.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Oct 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

INheadspaceFJ “Why are you so quiet??”

INFJ: If I thought for half a second you’d actually listen to me, I’d never shut up.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Oct 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

PsychologyDoc Never compromise your rights, even if they're as seemingly insignificant as your designated pedestrian 🚶 pathways.
pic.twitter.com/tFUwGBZ0bo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Oct 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Machen Sie Ihr Python-Programm bibeltreu! Importieren Sie einfach das folgende Modul:

```
import math

math.pi = 3.0
```

via Twitter Web Client

SPIEGELCaptions Knüppel aus dem Sack: Gewinne fest im Blick

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 7:02 AM, Oct 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)