The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 25th, 2017

RycasterOnline I tried to set up a joke with my dad about Pennywise, but I think he unwillingly turned it into the sickest burn of… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Wer als Werkzeug nur Werkzeug hat, sieht in jedem Obi ein Geschäft, wo er noch mehr Werkzeug wtf

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau "Polizei, Feuerwehr, Krankenwagen, Straßenreinigung, Aufregungsbetreuer, alle kommen!" (Schüleraufsatz.) Welch zeitgemäßes Wort und Konzept!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

berlinliebich Bei den ist offenbar die Vermögensteuer das erste Opfer. Und die Gerechtigkeit. Schade!… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Hab heute während der Mittagspause mit einem begeisterten (+2 nicht so frohen) Kollegen den Themenkomplex "Vorfeldz… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

honnibal The people answering 10-100x: what library are you using, and what sort of network are you training?
For my fellow <10x'ers: CPU saves $$$$$

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

DrWaumiau Gerhard Schröder nennt Die Grünen den Bettvorleger von Merkel.

*gesendet nackt liegend auf Putins Bärenfell*

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:20 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn 2007 hab ich ganz viele Sachen nicht gemacht weil ich mehrere Monate am Stück "perpetuaque trahens inopem sub nocte… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

scannell Locked-out of a medical record after 60 seconds, becausesecurity? This is an actual workaround spotted today in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

seb_ruder Arxiv Vanity: open-source LaTeX to HTML converter that generates gorgeous webpages from arXiv papers arxiv-vanity.com

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

laurentsenta @nieldlr Many of them are, it's a pretty cool language! I didn't know about the family one! pic.twitter.com/Ves4FYDWcC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

I don’t think ligature is the correct term but this is fun. twitter.com/nieldlr/status…

via Twitter Web Client

kochkunstEbooks Schnaube nicht hinein, wie ein Schwein; blase die Kost auch nicht, daß es allenthalben umher spritze.

via Mettwurst (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)