The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 1st, 2017

danieldekok Seriously considering to stop doing one-off donations. If you use the money to spam me by snail-mail the next few months, what’s the point? Ironically, environmental organizations are the worst :/.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:11 PM, Dec 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

KlaasFlechsig "Sorry, we don't accept credit cards." - "Ah, sorry, and we only accept debit cards if the bill is higher than €25." - "Wow, a €50 note. Don't you have any smaller change?" This *really* happened to me at a restaurant in Germany today. 😠 pic.twitter.com/wYyX26nbcf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Dec 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rantmannshans gehe jetzt unangekündigt cafeteria milchschaumdüse hygiene nachkontrolle brauchen da gar nicht glauben ich hätte das vergessen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Dec 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

EdgarOfTheMoors I spend a LOT of time hunting and destroying the feelings of the Alt-Right.

A few thoughts on what I've learned about them:

1) They're weak. Oh, how they are WEAK. They're DEATHLY scared... of sex, mostly, and all the ways they can't control it for themselves or others. 1/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Dec 1st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Lasse-Torbinian, kommst du bitte?"

via Twitter for Android

Uwe nur noch [y​ː​v] aussprechen, alle flippen aus usw.

via Twitter for Android