Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Bilk, Düsseldorf

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 8th, 2020

@perseveresther was machst du beruflich - ich esthe - ah, du isth!

via Twitter for Android in reply to perseveresther

Grumpfdalm This just in: @JoeBiden campaign undecided on "Vote Trump out of office in November" idea, fearing it could upset centrist voters. twitter.com/thehill/status…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller And what do you do with people who have the name Hans-Jürgen on odd days and Hans Jürgen on even days?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Richtigstellung: Fahrt mit Ford endet in Bebra an Zebra twitter.com/HNA_online/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

NeilLewisJr Another important point. What you're reading in has 2 "filters" that suggest the situation may be even worse than it appears: (1) survivor bias- you're seeing the people who stayed, and (2) publication bias- the stories that feel safe enough to share publicly. twitter.com/JinXunGoh/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

honnibal I wish Python had a lightweight try/except syntax for exactly one statement, maybe something like:

do_thing(args) except AttributeError raise OopsException

It's almost always bad to have multiple statements under a 'try' anyway. 99% of the time you want 1 statement

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

🎩 Wir machen aus Ihrer Website Gehacktes 😈

via Twitter for Android

DejanFreiburg Was du als Lehrer_in erreichen sollst:
Junge Menschen sollen das Internet verstehen und befähigt werden, sich mündig, souverän, gestaltend darin zu bewegen
Was du als Lehrer_in wegen datenschutzrechtlicher Bedenken dafür verwenden darfst:
1 Buch, 5m Draht, 2 Knöpfe und 1kg Wurst

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Breliloquy @panologies I respect that! I like leaving mine up but with twitter being the way it is, especially if things go viral they'll totally miss the retraction and keep arguing. In those cases I deleteeee

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Breliloquy Normalize saying "I didn't think of it that way, I'll delete it"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

turboateng Gucke seit 10 Jahrn wie ein Wahnsinniger jede Talkshow und wenn ich eins gelernt hab dass pointiert interdisziplinär nah am Stand der Wissenschaft argumentierende Frauen zeitnah durch Wolfgang Bosbach ersetzt werden

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

untwittos13 J’ai jamais vue une meilleure explication sur le fait que le racisme anti blanc n’existe pas pic.twitter.com/1tyVVqAWtB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

remcoknooi PARTICIPANTS WANTED +++ Is English or German your 1st language? Do you also speak Dutch (or German, if you're a native Eng. speaker)? Do you want to participate in a fun interactive task (1.5 hrs, book voucher raffle)? Help me and @MarijeMichel! Go here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

qpheevr Two relevant points about this passage:

1. The pronoun “she” refers anaphorically to Hermione Granger.

2. At this juncture in the narrative, if you’ll forgive me for putting it so bluntly, Hermione has a penis and testicles.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ess_trainor And that was night: a full shift devoted to manufacturing crime — desperately searching for reasons to pull people over and then harassing people until they snapped.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin Warum heißt es Sitzenbleiben und nicht Klassenerhalt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:23 AM, Jun 8th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)