Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Bilk, Düsseldorf

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 14th, 2020

derwahremawa Manchmal wünsche ich mir, dass alle, die sich öffentlich zu Politik äußern, verpflichtet wären, das Amtsblatt ihrer Heimatkommune zu lesen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

donna9p Après 3 mois d’absence mes pommes de terre ont décidé de pousser sans limite jusqu’à faire des trous dans les joints pic.twitter.com/LBcKBNAhMK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin @KaiKubasta Die ~Idee~ der Abwesenheit von Käse

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Informoji @texttheater ✌️never✌️

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jamis Although, I think the maze looks cooler with the recursive backtracking algorithm :) pic.twitter.com/6RUuv7wnqC

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spinfocl @John_Doneson Trollerei! Im Kapitel von @kathrinpassig und @ChristophKappes werden 14 Fragen zweifach beantwortet und konsequent die Synthese weggelassen. Musste jetzt 14 Mal selbst nachdenken. degruyter.com/view/book/9783… pic.twitter.com/2tL38meHGc

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ZombieHam My favourite thing about the racist statue being put in the Shame Cube is that you can see non-racist statues that have been left alone. Which means the government absolutely knows which statues are problematic, and are protecting them anyway. twitter.com/mfinnthepoet/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Grumpfdalm Du: Kräuter der Provence
Ich, slow food aficionado: Kräuter der Provenance

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

latimes San Francisco police officers will be replaced with trained, unarmed professionals to respond to calls for help on noncriminal matters involving mental health, the homeless, school discipline and neighbor disputes, as part of a new wave of police reforms latimes.com/california/sto…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra So I'm giving a keynote tomorrow (at PyData Festival Amsterdam) on a topic I've never publicly spoken on: "Accessible Means Hackable". Should be exciting! I have a lot of feelings and opinions on this to share with hundreds of people! amsterdam.pydata.org

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

29% done with Ach, diese Lücke, diese entsetzliche Lücke, by Joachim Meyerhoff goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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Eilenbrat ...ermittelt gegen dich wegen Verdachts auf Vorbereitung einer Scheiß-Reply und Humoranmaßung

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Eilenbrat SOKO "Druko"

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spinfocl Angekommen! Danke an @John_Doneson für das Belegexemplar und an die Herausgeber für die Mühe! pic.twitter.com/cqle1ka5ne

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wiase Tach.

Habe mir gerade kalten Kaffee am Mund vorbei ins Dekolleté gekippt wie so'ne feine Lady.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Zeitungswerbung, die ich gerne sehen möchte:

»100 % korrekte Konjunktive – oder Ihr Geld zurück«

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

kashanacauley This is a metaphor for pretty much the entire problem with this era. twitter.com/pnickcurran/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hugorifkind Remember how exciting it used to be to get a new phone? Inexplicable. I have a new phone. It is a lot like my old phone. Here end my thoughts about my phone.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Jun 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BretDevereaux Statues are back in the news; I suppose I ought say something about statues, because I'm a historian and people keep saying that statues are about 'remembering history.'

Folks, statues are not about remembrance, they are about commemoration; not teaching, but moralizing. 1/22

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"Aerosole im Innenraum", Supergruppenname twitter.com/Karl_Lauterbac…

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Schöne Ressourcen haben Sie da. Wäre doch schade, wenn die nicht discoverable wären.

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zellieimani White South Jersey Cop Charged After Pepper Spraying Black Teen Who Was Just Sitting on a Stoop

This is the ninth — yes, ninth — police department that the cop has worked for. He’s 31 years old.
phillymag.com/news/2020/06/1…

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