The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 12th, 2020

conll_conf The CoNLL 2020 conference schedule is now online: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

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Verleser des Tages: Luftschutzkoffer

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peterbreuer Auf dem Globus war Chile für mich nur ein wurstförmiges Land am Westrand Südamerikas. Dank Google weiß ich, dass im Supermercado Ñuble in Nacimiento ein Fahrrad auf dem Shampoo-Regal steht und die vierte Fliesenreihe vor der Kasse eine schadhafte Stelle hat.

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StefanMuelller Wollt Ihr Kliamschutzmanager*in an der @HumboldtUni werden? Es geht darum, die Uni auf 0 bei den CO2-Emissionen zu bringen. Und Nachhaltigkeit im Allgemeinen. Es gibt schon eine Nachhaltigkeitsgruppe, die dem Senat zuarbeitet. Los! pic.twitter.com/STgHtvbQBh

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kwbroman 🧵10 fun facts about my paper with @kara_woo on Data Organization in Spreadsheets doi.org/10.1080/000313…

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VerbingNouns [poll] Linguists! What is the primary underlying question about language that drives your work?

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lenakmeth Is your .bib file an indentation mess? Did Reviewer 2 complain about non-capitalized titles in your references? Do you hate LaTeX-syntax double quotations but can't be bothered to fix them one-by-one? Run one command and fix your bibliography with bib_fix!
github.com/lenakmeth/bib_…

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derwahremawa Störsender, aber als Lieferservice für Kaviar

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peterbreuer Brauner Bär ist Schmetterling des Jahres. Hier kann echt jeder alles werden.

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Cennydd Some lessons I learned from running five days of remote workshops…

1. Even more breaks than you think you need. Ten minutes every hour. Gaps between days, too. I couldn’t stomach the grisly prospect of Mon–Fri, so we ran Tue/Wed → Fri → Mon/Tue. A blessing.

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vagina_museum HAPPY THURSDAY.

did you know that Thursday is a social construct? let's go down that rabbit hole and explore what a social construct means. pic.twitter.com/fxJBl2e0Li

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vagina_museum none of this is to say Thursday, a social construct, isn't real. it's Thursday, after all.

but nevertheless, we can examine Thursday, evaluate how useful Thursdays are to us, look at the history and context of a Thursday

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vagina_museum that's the thing with social constructs - they're a broad brush with which to understand the world, and can shift over time to reflect the views of a society.

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BoobsRadley Hi, I got a COVID test here on Monday and this is what the line looked like then. It took me less than 20 minutes from arrival to departure and I got my results the next day.

The process is fast and orderly, please don’t to try to frighten people — it discourages testing. twitter.com/jayberger/stat…

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Grumpfdalm Du: R̶e̶f̶a̶c̶t̶o̶r̶i̶n̶g̶

Ich, wohlig summend: pic.twitter.com/gktyYZgocv

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anna_pryslopska "The astronomer married a star" is one of my favorite coercion examples 🧑‍🚀💫🧑‍🎤

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Mahjabinno This is the most detailed model of a human cell to date, obtained using x-ray, NMR and cryoelectron microscopy datasets.

“Cellular landscape cross-section through a eukaryotic cell.”
- by Evan Ingersoll and Gael McGill.

digizyme.com/cst_landscapes… pic.twitter.com/3pxT3blsgU

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fragdenstaat !!Wir haben gewonnen!! Das Landgericht Köln hat heute geurteilt, dass unsere Veröffentlichung des staatlichen Glyphosat-Gutachtens keine Urheberrechtsverletzung war!

Das ist ein kleines Stück Rechtsgeschichte und ein Urteil gegen das .
fragdenstaat.de/blog/2020/11/1…

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SophiaBesch We're endlessly discussing not because we disagree but because it's cheaper than the alternatives. twitter.com/jana_puglierin…

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ainmosni 5/x With this change, the amount of non-white men being hired shot up dramatically but women, of any colour, still lagged behind. This puzzled them for a while, until they refined the test a bit more. They asked applicants to take of their shoes before entering.

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@mjpost @wellformedness @aaronsteven @marc_schulder @_dmh And if not, it'd tell you what phone book to consult at your local library or something, I imagine

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A11YProject "These are the five most annoying inaccessible web elements I face as a blind screen reader user every day, and how to fix them." @lifeofablindgrl bighack.org/5-most-annoyin…

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miniver The idea that one should use evidence to draw a conclusion, rather than simply to support a conclusion, was entirely foreign to them. I could not communicate to this person what I meant.

19/

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miniver Some wag called this "decision-based evidence making", and I have found this turn of phrase very useful

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BuckRivera Geoinformationszentrum Herbstlabyrinth Breitscheid pic.twitter.com/9V1t79xAWJ

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Kilian in Vermillion (it's a city in Jasper Fforde's excellent dystopian novel "Shades of Grey") twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/s…

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BuckRivera Die besten Worte – endlich auf deutsch:

„Dann hab ich noch einen Artikel Zwei, wo ich als Präsident das Recht habe, alles zu machen, was ich will, aber da sprech ich gar nicht drüber.“

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derwahremawa EGGOLSHEIM (dpa, 12.11.). Schwarz, struppig, nie um einen schlauen Spruch verlegen – ja, das ist »Crux der Bildungsrabe«, das neue Maskottchen für den Lateinunterricht an Gymnasien. Nach dem Willen seines Erfinders, Dr. Oliver Mattern von der Vernetzungsinitiative »Latein ist coo

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wayfu Kann sich noch jemand an die Erasco-Werbung erinnern, in der die Sprecherin den Slogan so seltsam betont hat dass es klang als hätte sie den Gag nicht kapiert? Finde es leider nicht im Netz :(

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