The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 25th, 2020

Fakt: Der wissenschaftliche Name für Südzucker ist Notose.

via Twitter for Android

texttheater argumentum ad unum undecim

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

berndulrich Die ganze freie Welt ist froh und glücklich, dass die die Kurve gekriegt und ihre Demokratie vorerst stabilisiert haben. Aber warum sie nun gleich wieder die Welt führen wollen, das bleibt doch rätselhaft. Und ist natürlich illusorisch twitter.com/joebiden/statu…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Warum heißt es gleich und nicht jenseits von eben

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

stephenroller Trick for debugging until we get to that day: when you have a shape error, use unique, small primes for every tensor dimension. It becomes easier to identify where you missed your transpose/squeeze/unsqueeze/reshape.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

stephenroller Hint: you can also name your dimensions in your equations in papers too :) twitter.com/srush_nlp/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

srush_nlp - Why does `.sum(2)` move all the dimensions?
- What really is the semantics of `.view(-1, 1)`?
- Why should the user ever see `contiguous()`?

This is all going to look so barbaric when someone does it right for the first time.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

srush_nlp Maybe if I tweet this once a year it will happen...

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

srush_nlp What if instead of using absolute ordering we named the dimension of our tensors?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skglas trololo die EU will "Daten-Kontinent Nr1" werden (dachte gerade an Dateninkontinenz) und gleichzeitig E2E Verschlüsselung schwächen, gehört das zur selben Strategie twitter.com/tagesschau/sta…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

TriciaLockwood jason: you know there’s going to be an official portrait, don’t you? there’s a ceremony where they hang it at the white house. you know he’s going to pick that guy who paints pictures of him riding eagles and having jesus guide his hand as he signs executive orders, right?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn gonna celebrate thingsgiving today (biking to a friend's place to give them a thing)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Die Uni Göttingen hat ein paar wunderbare indogermanistische Einzelsprachen-Einführungen als Video-Lectures online gestellt:
spw.uni-goettingen.de/projects/aig/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

virtualcourtney Students: "why is it upside down 'A' but backwards 'E'?"
Me: "Actually, they're *both* upside down *and* backwards."
Students: pic.twitter.com/xSWmu3w4xW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

_lewtun Perhaps the real problem is thinking that business problems can be framed as simple end-to-end prediction problems.

Classifiers *do* work, but usually because they are combined with business rules, regex etc.

@_inesmontani has a very nice talk on this: youtu.be/JpkzK58lkmA twitter.com/seanjtaylor/st… pic.twitter.com/de0y48dB3M

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

AnnaDushime junge junge ich hab es immer noch nicht geschafft dieses video bis zum ende zu schauen. bei colored peoples bin ich gestorben. kontext: das ist die jury diskussion des films , bei dem 5 schwarze deutsche die hauptrollen gespielt haben.
instagram.com/p/CH9_e92KrXC/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker - Accepting the unknowable (this one's my favorite). There’s so much we simply can’t know in our present state of understanding. But we seem to be wired to seek explanations, so pseudo-experts take advantage of us. Let’s fight this bias because it’s at the root of many problems.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Fakt: Der deutsche Name für Saccharose ist Zuckerzucker.

via Twitter for Android

Kurfuerstin Hab dann aus Reflex Leertaste gedrückt, weil das ja die Pausetaste in vielen Videoplayern ist, aber hatte irgendwie erwartet, dass dabei das Leben (der Postbote) still steht?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Kurfuerstin Es hat an der Tür geklingelt, aber ich hab grad ein Video geschnitten, hatte Kopfhörer auf, die zum Handy führten, Chips im Mund und ne Wärmflasche auf dem Schoß und wusste gar nicht wo ich anfangen sollte mit abkabeln.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

planetinspace in schweren zeiten sollte man nie denken "das reicht jetzt mal" . passiert sonst sofort was, das einem zeigt, man packt noch viel mehr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Möchte gar nicht wissen, wie oft die Feuerwehr schon nachts ausrücken musste, um unschuldige Menschen aus der Ringschablone von Otto zu schneiden. pic.twitter.com/iZT4pqqraE

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Using it would be foolish anyway, because, as everyone knows, software use statistics can only be expected to correlate meaningfully with worker productivity in jobs that look like this: twitter.com/dhh/status/133… pic.twitter.com/54anyhVR3b

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

dhh Something that seems to fly over the head of many people with this issue: It's not whether or not workplace surveillance schemes CAN be used. THE SURVEILLANCE ITSELF IS THE ABUSE! Whether that abuse is compounded by managers acting on the data is a secondary issue. twitter.com/dhh/status/133…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

dhh Holy fuck. The word dystopian is not nearly strong enough to describe the fresh hellhole Microsoft just opened up. Just as the reputation of a new and better company was being built, they detonate it with the most invasive work-place surveillance scheme yet to hit mainstream. twitter.com/WolfieChristl/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Fun fact: to get the tope score, you must never, ever use it. twitter.com/WolfieChristl/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

danieldekok Java: too simple as a language (weak problem domain modeling), too complex as a runtime (introspection, class loaders, JIT, deployment).

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Glasschleife, die: Das bis zum Eintreffen zahlreicher Gäste beliebig oft wiederholte ausgiebige Spülen und Putzen aller in der Wirtschaft vorhandenen Gläser durch eine Bedienungskraft. Literarisch ist die Glasschleife in Herr Lehmann von Sven Regener ver… labenz.neutsch.org/Glasschleife

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa googelt »Chancen für Queraussteiger«

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

j_kloiber Proud to announce thenew.new Join us in building inclusive and just digital futures! We're kicking off our work with a Europe-wide fellowship program. Applications are open until January 6th, 2021.
A program by @superrrnetwork @algoethik pic.twitter.com/LVH3PWXBgI

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

durst heuteb kümmerer ich mich mal denn gaaaanze tag um eine marginalestirte gruppe

mich 🥰

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Ich hab beim aktuellen Arbeitgeber mein Passport auf einem Rechner eingegeben, auf dem Schweizer Tastatur aktiv war. Weil's bei duzenden Logins am Tag aber nervt, hab ich meine Tastatur jetzt halt auf Schweiz umgestellt.

War nu£ echt kein gro'es Ding+ S£macht voll ±Spa'“

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

HannavonKaese Serien gucken ist richtig und wichtig, weil die deutsche Synchronisation nur so mittel ist und du es auf Englisch schauen musst. Zack Sprachskills

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Slightly disappointed that having 1 conference-planning meeting per day hasn't meant me planning at least 1 conference per day. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:13 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid Do you like awk but miss the horrible complexity of pcre?
At last! Now you can compile pcre regexps to awk code

does it use goto? no!
does it support all of pcre syntax? also no!
do I have a practical use for this? very no! pic.twitter.com/4ml4qje1uT

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:11 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

laura_hudson I am walking to the store for snacks so in the meantime feel free to read this piece I wrote about how Ready Player One is a roadmap that leads directly to the digital dystopia of the present; I feel it is about to become freshly relevant theverge.com/2018/4/19/1725…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Goalie, aber als Lifecoach

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jagarikin 矢印の方向に動いて見えますね~?
人間の脳は単純なので矢印で惑わされてしまうのでーす pic.twitter.com/lUPySup2du

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Carnage4Life I love that companies keep looking for new ways to penalize us if we check Twitter during work hours but no one is trying to figure out how to pay me for the time I spent in the shower thinking about work problems. twitter.com/WolfieChristl/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:48 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Pandemiekompromissvorschlag:

- zu Weihnachten dürfen 10 Personen aus bis zu 4 Haushalten zusammen feiern

Aber:

- die anderen 83 Mio Personen müssen daheimbleiben

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:48 AM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)