The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 28th, 2021

horatiorama @Chaosfux @texttheater Stelle mir vor, dass das Video von Menschen synchronisiert ist.

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midsomerplots A mansplainer is found dead from horrendous Twitter burns... pic.twitter.com/uc9Ren9g0L

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anna_pryslopska A few years ago made a joke about Palmer being green-brown and was told how terribly wrong I am to imply such horrid things. I think my comment aged like wine 🍷

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mathbabedotorg Whenever I come across a new technology I ask myself, for whom does this fail? twitter.com/ewindisch/stat…

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ewindisch JetBlue announces that they will now broadcast trans people’s legal names to their seatmates as if that doesn’t have any emotional or safety issues at all. twitter.com/wandrme/status…

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Lucretiel I've always been amused by how the shrug emoji, 🤷, is very clearly trying to be the shruggie, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, but because it has like a fifth of the available width, the emotional payload isn't really there

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MatteHaari Im sassanidenreich wäre ich für so ein video wohl geblendet worden pic.twitter.com/a7WeMRZmuN

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Chaosfux Liebe Schafe weil sie immer klingen wie jemand der Schafe nachmacht pic.twitter.com/aqAhkuX9yy

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AriannaBisazza I notice that I’ve started using myself quite a few of her lexical creations or (worse) over-regular inflected forms (“toglio”, “sveglio”) Considering most of my Italian input comes from her it actually makes sense ... Or am I a linguistic oddity? 😅

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osoHQ We just released early access to our new roles library, plus Oso 0.12.1. The roles library gives you a standard interface for configuration, data modeling and enforcement of role-based access control (RBAC) based on all our best practices. Read the post: osohq.com/post/release-o… pic.twitter.com/GL0PDcgAda

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frachtschaden deutsche schauspieler wenn die kamera läuft: ACHTUNG ICH SCHAUSPIELERE JETZT

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adimit Wie soll man auf "!p || (p && q)" im Code Review eigentlich noch mit Takt reagieren?

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VQuaschning Lieber @peteraltmaier: Jetzt wo sich herausgestellt hat, dass die vermeintlich hohen -Werte bei Rechenfehler Ihrer Behörde waren, sollten Sie auch die 1000 m Mindestabstand zu Windkraftanlagen korrigieren!
@BMWi_Bund

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Eilenbrat jetzt langts ich geh Rügenwalder veganes Mühlen Hack in den Dieselrüssel stopfen drüben bei der Esso

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zeitweise Puh! Ich habe letztes Jahr telefonieren gelernt und es ist echt erstaunlich, was sich für eine Welt auftut, wenn man nicht jedes mögliche Telefonat vermeidet oder vor sich herschiebt.

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caroverbeek Blue and triangular scents? I made a synaesthetic scent wheel based on historical literature that will help you to describe scents futuristscents.com/2021/04/28/a-h…

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ecpankratz I want to live in a world with this kind of subtitling twitter.com/tomoakiyama/st…

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mjpost It took me a long time to figure out what “single stairs” meant. It means you have no hotel-style corridor with rooms left and right, but instead have apartments that have windows both front (onto the street) and back (onto the courtyard). twitter.com/jg_bollard/sta…

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Wort des Tages: Lebertisch (typischerweise niedriger Tisch mit leberförmiger Platte, vgl. Nierentisch)

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Wort des Tages: Nichtauftauchgebühr

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Modernen -Architekturen ist oft ein Worthäcksler vorgeschalten.

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ryandcotterell This year, the @NAACLHLT publication chairs worked hard to improve the ACL infrastructure regarding the proper formatting of our community's papers. We're developing a package "acl_pubcheck" that automatically detects author formatting errors, margin violations inter alia... 🧵

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sjmielke Does this sound like a fun problem to you? 😎

Why not join @sigmorphon's shared task 0.2 on "Cognitively Plausible Morphological Inflection" of nonce words! 🤩

👉 github.com/sigmorphon/202… twitter.com/tallinzen/stat…

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