April 1st, 2021

drdevonprice I got hired to do a workshop for a department that is frustrated with low student morale & low turnout for virtual events. And my 'advice' to them is literally just uhh, of course your students are depressed and don't want to go to your zoom events. just lay off

7:10 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

sasa_s Bin echt gespannt, was Saša Stanišić sagt, wenn er erfährt, dass er seit Jahren einen Account hier hat.

7:00 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

dreams_of_sloth the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining.

he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

2:14 AM, Mar 31st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

telisa72 Me: * invites Nicaraguan mother to defense *
Mother: "I will go and I will defend you."
Not how it works, but 😅

4:57 PM, Mar 31st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mollypriddy ironically, i WAS doing well, and then your email found me.

4:08 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

_ctaylor_ Turns out the real reason I needed to spend 6 years studying implicature was to withstand a half-hour interrogation from a 3-year old on why not telling the truth is only funny sometimes

1:58 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

AbeilleAnne The French national anthem goes inclusive
lemonde.fr/blog/correcteu…

11:48 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Eisenärzt, die: Sexposition, die der deutschen Übersetzung des Kamasutra hinzugefügt wurde. labenz.neutsch.org/Eisen%C3%A4rzt

11:11 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hartmast Gute Nachrichten: Mein Buch "Deutsche Sprachgeschichte" wird endlich verfilmt! 😀 In der Hauptrolle natürlich Til Schweiger (als Nebensilbenabschwächung) pic.twitter.com/lLihVkd4la

10:44 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock @hartmast Hätte gerne eine Nebenrolle als Umlauthinderungscluster.

10:56 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

HHU_de 🏗 Neues Großprojekt: oeconomicum wird „rund“
Mithilfe des Konjunkturpakets 2021 kann die bauliche Erweiterung des oeconomicums in die nächste Runde gehen: pic.twitter.com/o0OTrvi4lw

7:26 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

wiase Hm. Wo hatte @alles_b das wohl her mit der Senatssitzung heute oder reden wir von verschiedenen Senaten? Senäten? Senats? SENATATA?
Oder von verschiedenen Heutes?!

9:38 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

LangSciPress We accepted "The languages of Antarctica" by Roald Scott. langsci-press.org/catalog/book/3… pic.twitter.com/JNzrH0uv8L

8:59 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

pommesparkemed alle paar monate wird sebastian kurz offenbar entzaubert 🐇 twitter.com/martin_k/statu… pic.twitter.com/EMNOic845s

9:43 PM, Mar 31st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ajplus BREAKING: New York's governor signed a bill to legalize marijuana possession and expunge past convictions.

Black people are 2.6x more likely to be arrested for possession in NY, despite similar use as white people.

In 2020, 94% of arrests in NYC were people of color. pic.twitter.com/rDyvXRLBd1

5:14 PM, Mar 31st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

houellebeck Merkel poetisch:

"Es wird dazu kommen, dass wir das Richtige tun."

7:55 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:04 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi The only formal way to tell actual 3rd plural from 2nd singular honorific is to use it with appositive noun phrasoids, as far as I see.

7:09 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:41 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

tinosoph Warum heißt es Bankkaufleute und nicht Spargelernte?

11:53 AM, Mar 31st, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

stephanpalagan Olaf, Du bist Vizekanzler, Bundesfinanzminister und Kanzlerkandidat. Jeder Tweet von Dir zu diesem Thema ist verdammt noch mal einer zu viel.

Wir wollen keine Worte mehr hören. Wir wollen Taten sehen.

#nichtselbstverstaendlich twitter.com/olafscholz/sta…

12:03 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Apr 1st, 2021 via Twitter for Android)