The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 28th, 2021

brynguist wow, this restaurant owner figured out how to prove a negative. alert the sciences, we have to start over pic.twitter.com/M0si6b23yV

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Pö, Hunde. Die haben ja immer ihren Menschen dabei.

via Twitter for Android

Herr_Rau Früher haben die Politiker noch demonstrativ radioaktive Milch getrunken, und jetzt nehmen sie nicht mal einen Pieks mit? Amateurhaft.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

DeletedWiki List of differences between apples and oranges

via twittbot.net (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Foone They're so anti-theft they've become anti-retail

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Throw your arms up in the air, curse the gods like you don't care.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

SPIEGELCaptions Reaktorbecken in Garching: Strings offiziell verboten

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

SoVeryBritish You know a Brit’s really mad when they beg your pardon, then suggest something may have escaped your attention, before apologising for being close to losing their patience. Upon reaching boiling point, there’s a chance they’ll issue the killer blow of offering you their regards.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

wayfu (engl.) Soylent Green = (dt.) Hanswurst

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline "Bangladesch hilft Deutschland gern dabei, sich künftig besser vor Wetterextremen zu schützen", sagt der Klimaforscher @SaleemulHuq. zeit.de/wissen/umwelt/…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn Are you (considering becoming) a PhD student in computational linguistics or natural language processing? Then you are cordially invited to attend the PhD Day at KONVENS 2021 on September 3rd! More info: konvens2021.phil.hhu.de/phd-day/

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Leute, denen man beigebracht hat, Verbindungswörter zu verwenden, aber nicht, dass sie auch semantisch zum Inhalt passen sollten.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Jul 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Pizzeria, aber in dem Moment, in dem du anfangen willst zu essen, fällt eine ganze Ananas von der Decke und knallt dir auf die Schinkenpizza.

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