The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 23rd, 2021

eevee Oh? So you're arguing against capitalism using a smartphone? Running an open source platform? Built on top of an open source kernel? Created by thousands of volunteers collaborating for decades? And all this over a network invented by public tax dollars? Interesting

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Today I found out the hard way what `crontab` without any options does 😠

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Pork_Chop_Hair [caught in an alien spaceship’s tractor beam]
Me: *calmly getting vaccination card out of my purse pocket*

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eliashirschl Möchte mich hier in aller form bei @hauck_elias bedanken fĂŒr die besten Visitenkarten die es gibt pic.twitter.com/JQfzkHxXge

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DerMestermann Jetzt schon ikonisch: „Sachsen, lasst euch impfen!“ pic.twitter.com/e2MOkegent

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ScHuehnerkrisp Blues Da Caixa EletrĂŽnica / Geldautomatblues: youtu.be/W1qvu9-483c via @YouTube

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„Wer gibt hier Maß?? Ich ja wohl!“

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em___rem I was trying to think of a term other than nibling to describe my sister’s future kids and I landed on “children I c command” also I don't know syntax so don't come for me

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wiase Daß sie bei der Durchsage auf den U-bahnhöfen nicht mal mehr dazusagen, wovon/wogegen/worauf man genesen/geimpft/getestet sein muß, macht die Sache irgendwie noch endzeitiger.

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aardvarsk I think we learn about other planets too young. They should keep it from us until we’re like, 16. Then be like, “guess the fuck what.”

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Herr_Rau "Thursday. What a concept."
"Captain, it's Wednesday."

(Tuesday, actually.)

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HHU_de 🐘Einmal im Jahr können sich die aus dem GrĂŒnen Zoo an einem nicht alltĂ€glichen Gaumenschmaus erfreuen: Die nicht winterharten Bananenstauden des Botanischen Gartens der mĂŒssen im Herbst geerntet werden. pic.twitter.com/S8dZfT4HGu

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emilymbender @rajiinio @amandalynneP @cephaloponderer @alexhanna This from the blog post announcing the track was ... surprising:

"We were pleasantly surprised by the quality and breadth of these submissions,"

I mean, I guess I knew that ML folks look down on data work, but I wouldn't have thought that extended to the chairs of this track?

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antenne DĂŒsseldorfer "Impfzentrum 2.0" eröffnet ift.tt/30Jj6UF

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Some of these inventions look pretty amazing kakhiel.nl/posts/47032-20


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AnnaDushime Pregaming bedeutet fĂŒr mich auf dem Weg zur Therapie das neue Adele Album ballern. Hallo und PlattitĂŒden sparen. Direkt heulend die Stunde beginnen. So geht Effizienz.

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labenzticker Kleinenglis, das: Ein falsch aus dem Englischen ĂŒbersetztes Fremdwort, z.B. MonotonizitĂ€t nach monotonicity (eigentlich: Monotonie). labenz.neutsch.org/Kleinenglis

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molily The pandemic would have taken a completely different course if the virus was a Coxsackievirus and not a Coronavirus, just because of the name

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molily Wenn du ein Feld bei Wish bestellst

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0x606 Web4 has an in-network currency called "Fiat". It uses "Proof of Trust" which I swear I have a white paper on somewhere totally explaining how it works.

Fiat's main feature is not burning down the rainforest to buy socks online.

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hllizi Die Intensivmedizin ist wie ein Zug, der von Pandemie nach Endemie fĂ€hrt. Entscheidend ist nur, daß genug PlĂ€tze fĂŒr alle da sind.

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When will @audible_com support Android 11 media controls đŸ„Č

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