The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 28th, 2021

vagina_museum Notes for our lovely US based followers: we're British so:
-fanny means vagina/vulva
-twat rhymes with hat
-snail trail is the hair between the belly button and pubes
-"cunt" is quite rude but nowhere near as rude (or gendered) as it is over there

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Stullenladen „Schmierwut“

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ScHuehnerkrisp Schade daß es kein Adventslied namens "Nun komm, o teurer Bube" gibt. Das könnte man sonst NKOTB abkürzen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

tschfflr StuTS und TaCoS - tolle Studierendentagung Sprachwissenschaft. Welche Studis möchten dort vortragen? twitter.com/StuTS_official…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:20 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mjpost America’s best hardware store now selling Germany’s best Christmas tree stand

CC: @AceHardware pic.twitter.com/9Are6RRqzR

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

KatherineAMunro "Lacking capability will kill an idea now; lacking maintainability will kill capability in the long run."

Nice quote from our stack engineer on the importance of maintainable everything.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

derLampenputzer Fact: Es wird nie ein Spiel geben, das im 20. Jahrhundert spielt, da dort die Quersumme der Jahreszahl nicht 9 ergeben kann. pic.twitter.com/rlw0IJalwY

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Kongduino Via Quora.

Love it! pic.twitter.com/ccrcBIPsET

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astefanowitsch deutsche fusion cuisine pic.twitter.com/qE8gMbBWDc

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hauck_elias Na gut, pünktlich zum ersten Advent meine alljährliche Weihnachtsgeschichte für euch (Thread)

Mein Vermieter war gerade da:
*Ding Dong*
»Herr Hauck, wat hamsen da fürn Sack zum Fenster raus zu hängen?«
»Das? Das ist ein Christmas-Pudding, eine Spezialität aus - «
»Dit ist mir pic.twitter.com/OtDadg7d72

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ScHuehnerkrisp Verkehrsminister Wiss

🤝

mann ing
1993 2021

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"I do not like X", aber als habituelles Präsens auf soziale Medien bezogen

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*deklamiert* F! S! SCH! CH! CH!

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formschub Ich habe inzwischen meine Kontakte so weit reduziert, dass mich jemand besuchen kommen muss, damit ich alleine in der Wohnung bin.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

extra3 Alle 11 Minuten verliebt sich ein Liberaler in sich selbst. pic.twitter.com/3rY6FsC4ra

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visevic Thank you, South Africa! 🙏 🇿🇦 pic.twitter.com/HU9zhmC6cb

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HannavonKaese Ralph erzählt in der , wie sie @DieMaus auf ein @WDR-Hochhaus projiziert haben. Gabs erst die Idee zu dieser Projektion oder erst den Wunsch eine Sachgeschichte über Beamer zu drehen?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Suddenly remembering the time I spent a few days with a US family as a teenager and got introduced to the outlandish concept of "driving to the ice cream place". Ice cream should be a purely ambulatory pleasure (or maybe a snack for breaks on bike or inline skating tours)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

perseveresther elternsein quasi spiegel mit extremer verspätung

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

johl The current edit war on English Wikipedia whether Olaf Scholz is "chancellor elect" or "chancellor-designate" (two positions that don't exist) is hilarious in its eventual pointlessness.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

carlosgr_nlp @complingy @ani_nenkova @TaliaRinger Any meaningful criterion is subjective. But that's actually fine, we are humans, we are diverse, we don't all find the same things interesting, and science benefits from that variety. Which is why I don't like the idea of centralized sticky reviews.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera REWE
Es legt die Lotion in den Korb

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Wer nannte es Reitbeteiligung und nicht Pferdehälfte

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KidsWriteJokes the person that is telling the joke. did you see that skunk.
the person who you are telling the joke to. I thout it was a butt.
you. whats the difrence.

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complingy @mmbollmann @ani_nenkova @TaliaRinger Program committees can prioritize diversity of the program while keeping the overall acceptance rate low. That is, being on an underexplored topic could be considered an asset for a paper. (I don't have a sense of whether this is currently being done well at our conferences.)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mmbollmann @complingy @ani_nenkova @TaliaRinger I don't think there's a fair way to do this while acceptance rates matter. Excluding papers based on acceptance rates is inherently unfair. If anything, I'd like to see a broad variety of topics represented in a conference program, but that's also not fair to individual authors.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

complingy @mmbollmann @ani_nenkova @TaliaRinger Right, the word "importance" by itself is subjective/vague. My point is that under the current system where acceptance rates matter, we need a way to prioritize some technically sound papers over others. We do have novelty and thoroughness, but those can't be the only heuristics.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Nov 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

cstross Which vaccine side-effect do I want to experience?

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