January 17th, 2022

kwuchu BRUH I JUST WENT TO SEND A HANDSHAKE EMOJI TO MY HOMIE AND SAW THIS IN THE EMOJI PICKER pic.twitter.com/5O4H7J05ot

8:40 PM, Jan 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ArrantPedantry If you can believe it—more sentence could impact the same readers later this sentence as what are getting hit right now and this past two seconds ago. twitter.com/CNN/status/148…

10:44 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm @texttheater in before someone says "haha normies, they're the same but obviously not fungible, I'm the only one in possession of download(8).jpeg!"

10:56 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Every step in this nightmare of nonsense is worse than every other step. pic.twitter.com/nSidVuPiwq

10:43 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

gemuellert Das ist der beste Plot, den ich mir für eine „Generation NFT“-Story vorstellen kann. 😂 twitter.com/garybrannan/st…

9:42 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn Meticulously teaching my child all of German phonotactics by singing them the Every Syllable Song every evening (esther.seyffarth.one/projects/jedes…)

8:58 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

macrotargeting hey babe is everything ok you haven’t touched your croisshark pic.twitter.com/6U0nINf33p

6:05 PM, Sep 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Heather Nova heißt auf deutsch Heide Neu

5:54 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Johannes42 🤔 pic.twitter.com/Bd4QklSlXV

11:40 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

molily warum gibt es drangsalieren aber nicht scheusalieren, mühsalieren und trübsalieren

3:26 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

m_rinck ... dass Gegenwart ein Anagramm von Gartenweg ist. -

3:10 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

zirkuspony Ich trödel nicht ich nehm anlauf

1:29 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

highfrontvowel *Me desperately trying to feel better about my German* well yeah the article is wrong but I thought about the correct case so this doesn’t count!!!!

1:37 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LilithWittmann Ich sammele gerade Tarnnamen von Deutschen Behörden. Welche kennt ihr so? 😉

1:08 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

formschub »Genesen + einmal geimpft + geboostert« kann offensichtlich in den aktuellen Apps CovPass und CWA per digitalem Zertifikat nicht als 3/3-Immunisierung dargestellt werden, so dass Betroffene bei Scan-Prüfung ggf. Probleme beim 2G+ Einlass bekommen. twitter.com/cbo53/status/1…

10:51 AM, Jan 8th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

CarlaNotarobot The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water.

3:16 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

RobertaArielli I keep hearing that “you linguists agree on nothing” as if we were some sort of charlatains pretending to do science. So here are some things we all agree on, independently of the framework, and many people find surprising and counterintuitive. 1/

9:25 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

molily 2022, The Year Everything That Can Be Rewritten in Rust Will Be Rewritten in Rust

9:15 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Jan 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)