April 2nd, 2022

MisterABK Travelling back in time to tell Billy Joel that the word is "pianist" and if people laugh they're not your friends.

7:17 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SarahCAndersen pic.twitter.com/koVEPDYUYx

4:30 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Loomly (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Was ist nochmal das Gegenstück zum Manic Pixie Dream Girl? Es müsste sowas wie Byronic Brooding Dream Boy sein, irgendjemand hat da doch mal eine Bezeichnung aufgestellt

2:30 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Moms4Liberty Attention Parents! 🚨

A teacher in Palm Beach County, FL shared this template with us. It is being shared among teachers to use for grades K-3.

How do you feel about this? What will you do when this arrives home in your child’s backpack?

Time to take a Stand. pic.twitter.com/Zo39SrxoJc

7:22 PM, Apr 1st, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Heute ist Homeless Office. twitter.com/archillect/sta…

12:52 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bauernfunktionär Medina auf den Philippinen: Mit dem Löffel ins Stammhirn

11:11 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org frotzeln – frultz – frültze – gefroltzen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/F

11:11 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LilithWittmann Wieder ist eine Woche vergangen, in der Bundesministerien nicht transparenter wurden.
Folgende haben momentan keine Namen im Organigramm:
- @BMAS_Bund
- @BMFSFJ
- @BMZ_Bund
- @AuswaertigesAmt
- @BMVg_Bundeswehr
Die folgenden keines:
- @BMI_Bund
- @BMF_Bund
- @BMWSB_Bund

10:58 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes How does an elephant eat flour?

With scissors

9:00 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu [im Studentenwohnheim, in die Kamera] Wir sind hier auf der Suche nach dem Bernd sein Zimmer

1:39 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:04 AM, Apr 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)