The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 27th, 2022

emilymbender It seems like linguists ought to know better than to assume that "just putting something up for discussion" could possibly be neutral / not taken as a speech act.

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wayfu taking pills to desensitize yourself? that's doing numbers

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wayfu Warum heißt es Biergarten und nicht Bairisch Pub

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arocalyptic auch handschellen können eine friendship bracelet sein

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KidsWriteJokes Giraffe walks into a bar....Barman - why the long neck?

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highfrontvowel Name a phrase that people born after 2000 wouldn’t understand “gnatha wimpi curmi da”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

wiase Morcheln, aber als Sportart.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

nodrama_de Wir waren schon auf Mastodon, bevor es uncool war.

via Twidere for Android (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TriciaLockwood one of the dildoes I invented last night (of many) was the Pain + Pleasure (Ohio Edition) which first shoots buffalo sauce into you and then cools you with triple ranch

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

pneumannberlin Das @WZB_Berlin und @BA_Xhain planen einen Feldversuch: In einem Wohnviertel mit rund 20.000 Bewohnern soll es mindestens sechs Monate lang keine Stellplätze für private Autos mehr geben. @AndreasKnie @Felix_Weisbrich @MonikaHerrmann1 berliner-zeitung.de/mensch-metropo…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

JUNlPER (after falling for a fake news story about how dry wall is becoming woke) but it could have been true and that’s what is becoming scary about today’s society

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Gallafilz, der: Boshafter kleiner Hausgeist (ähnlich der → Saas-Fee), der Langhaarigen nachts mühevoll die vielen Knötchen in die Haare filzt, die man während dem → Harare langwierig wieder auskämmen oder → -wriezen darf. labenz.neutsch.org/Gallafilz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org jagen – jug – jüge – gejagen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/J

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matt_meeta Unconfirmed information that goes against my priors 😡
Unconfirmed information that matches my priors 😎🤙

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iamhurst My critique of Macron is failing to move “green-social liberal early on, but I’m always intrigued by this Macron the ultra neoliberal narrative as if actual data didn’t matter. This is a funny kind of neoliberalism 🤷‍♂️ twitter.com/Mij_Europe/sta… pic.twitter.com/JmvBGjT5i9

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derwahremawa Wie Nitzsche in seinem Wochenvideo mystische Dinge wie eine Änderung des Szenarios für die mittelfristige Finanzplanung erklärt, muss man gesehen haben, das ist absoluter Goldstandard kommunalpolitischer Bürgernähe. Ich meine das völlig ernst.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Rainmaker1973 This was published 110 years ago
[read more: buff.ly/2w85bUR] pic.twitter.com/Q8nmNlH005

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LilithWittmann Verwaltung, Verwaltung ich will Linked-Open-Data!
Land SH: Wir haben noch Linked-Open-Data zuhause!

Linked Open Data zuhause:
code.schleswig-holstein.de/opendata/updat… pic.twitter.com/XeS0s1Gy9e

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:15 AM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

it will doom me good

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Eilenbrat Gert mit T heißen ziemlicher Bossmove wenn man danach ordentlich weiterheißt (Fröbe, Scobel), eher unangenehm wenn es sich gegen Ende antiklimatisch zu einem Postel verschlaucht.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:32 AM, Apr 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)