The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 30th, 2022

vagina_museum At birth, Christina was mistaken for a boy, because she was born covered in hair and cried "hoarsely". BTW, it's normal, if a little unusual to be born hairy - most of us shed and eat our body hair during about the seventh month of gestation, but this isn't the case for everyone.

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random_walker "Based on 68 interviews … AI developers conceived of [field workers / domain experts] as corrupt, lazy, non-compliant, and datasets themselves, pursuing surveillance and gamification to discipline workers to collect better quality data." Explains a lot ☹️ twitter.com/RajeshVeeraa/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Dieser offene Brief wäre m.E. eine legitime Meinungsäußerung, wenn darin eine Meinung geäußert würde.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

formschub In der Schweiz.
»Was liegt denn da auf deinen Oberschenkeln?«
»Ach, das ist Hui-Buh, das Schossgespenst.«

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Ich schäme mich. Habe eben versehentlich getextet »’Ne Balkon-Grundreinigung braucht seine Zeit«.
Es hätte natürlich heißen müssen »’Nen Balkon-Grundreinigung braucht seine Zeit«.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

digitalcourage "Liebe Bundesdruckerei, hört auf uns zu erzählen, dass die eine must-have Technologie für die deutsche Behörden ist." pic.twitter.com/jkRp605092

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

highfrontvowel There are so many buzzwords and standard phrases in NLP that I can’t really parse some paper titles like ‘Self-supervised low-resource one-shot learning for multimodal dialogue with attention” or whatever like it’s so dime a dozen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Schlafsaal im Abarbanel-Krankenhaus von Tel Aviv: Erst mal Wunden heilen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Wutha (V.): Der Wurf einer Kreide durch das Schulzimmer, mit dem ein/e wütende/r Lehrer/in eine/n Schüler/in auf sich aufmerksam machen möchte. labenz.neutsch.org/Wutha

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org enden – andte – endte – geandt neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/E

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MelnykAndrij Hi Alice Schwarzer, Ihr Aufruf zur Kapitulation der Ukraine bedeutet, dass Ihr gefeierter Feminismus nur eine Fassade, ein Fake ist. Massenvergewaltigung von 🇺🇦Frauen durch 🇷🇺Soldaten in Kauf zu nehmen, ist Zynismus pur. Keiner mit gesundem Verstand soll Ihre schäbige EMMA kaufen pic.twitter.com/rgghruGfzD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

hauckundbauer Heute in der pic.twitter.com/rOYV7U6mpn

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Dieser böse Milliardär will
BuzzFeed kaufen. So reagiert das Netz!

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derwahremawa Das Finale der deutschen Meisterschaften im Saalhalma

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Heute LIVE aus der Saalehalle in Halle an der Saale

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

pickover Mathematics, physics, biology, alien life.

"The behavior of ball bearings as they self-assemble under an electric field. They seem alive, reaching for each other to form emergent structures." Source: bit.ly/3MJ6Zt8 pic.twitter.com/hvvSmcyiLV

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Klinikchef Und denken Sie heute bei Ihrem Einkauf bitte daran nichts zu vergessen…denn morgen ist Feiertag☝️

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

soldni DALL-E being extremely bad at generating anything with text is my new favorite thing: twitter.com/benjamin_hilto…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Strandjunker JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

“Such an ahistorical and decontextualized resolution, which doesn’t include any analysis of power (…) seems dangerously vague and too poorly sourced to adopt on its own merit.” twitter.com/linasigns/stat…

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BBCArchive 1973: Two chequebook-owning cats, Quicksilver and Quince, pawed it forward and made a conscience payment to the RSPB. pic.twitter.com/TpH4qDabpD

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 2:51 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jenniferdaniel Emoji are a font! It is time they started behaving more like one!! 🤸

Emoji are a font! It is time they started behaving more like one!! its color, weight, and size ✨

Make as many colored hearts as your heart desires 🖤

Oh, and the blobs are back 😈

jenniferdaniel.substack.com/p/what-is-blac… pic.twitter.com/iwBbc9fIby

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:35 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

matt_meeta Wir schützen uns auch weiterhin bevor wir uns treffen! pic.twitter.com/LhBJ6cd2TB

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:42 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jsprondel Es wird doch sicher irgendwo im Willy-Brandt-Haus einen Duden zu finden sein, der es erlaubte, eine eindeutigere Formulierung zu finden, @larsklingbeil @Bundeskanzler @Mohrenpost ?!

Alter! pic.twitter.com/BP6AHFPKl6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:03 AM, Apr 30th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)