The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 8th, 2022

Picard: wirres Zeug, aber ganz unterhaltsam

via Twitter for Android

SoVeryBritish “I’m not sure I fancy anything in the fridge” - Translation: We’re having a takeaway and we both knew it long ago.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

lisa_iannattone Before we were vaccinated, the debate centered around 2 main strategies:
Suppression (covid zero)
vs Mitigation

Suppression was undeniably the right choice in retrospect. The countries that chose suppression saved countless lives, had more freedom and did better economically. pic.twitter.com/9y6uGxQ61X

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Termin bei Prof. Mang, Laschetsack straffen lassen twitter.com/marga_owski/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ReiSteurer Irgendwann werden sich Gesellschaften fragen, warum diese Worte nicht einmal auszugsweise auf den Titelseiten der meisten Tageszeitungen gestanden sind - und HistorikerInnen werden es erklären müssen. pic.twitter.com/q68XFSPVXY

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Armes Bobbele.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Ob Boris Becker wohl in den Knast muss, hinter schwedische Gardinen, ins Kittchen, den Bau?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Einpofen im Steinofen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Kleinstod Kennt ihr das, ihr verlasst das Haus und plötzlich fragt ihr euch, ob ihr vergessen habt, den Swag aufzudrehen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

anna_pryslopska Sometimes, I forget. pic.twitter.com/XYpsgX0cDr

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

ReviewAcl Effective the 15 April 2022 deadline, with permission of the ACL executive and the ACL committee on reviewing, ARR will be moving to a six-week cycle with deadlines every six weeks. Further details: aclrollingreview.org/six-week-cycle…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

SPIEGELCaptions Getreidelager in Kenia, Rockstar Bono: To d e i n e r H e u s ch re cke

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

neutsch_org schwafeln – schwlief – schwliefe – geschwlafen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/S

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

RupertMyers Bloody hell this Ukrainian video needs to be seen by everyone pic.twitter.com/63LGOvSpQR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

cactus_chef Wäre ich einer von Jesu Jüngern, dann wäre ich "der Joker" der Gruppe, der auch mal frech zu Jesus ist und anlasslos englisch spricht.
"Ugh, the big guy is particularly preachy today ... Anointed? More like annoying, amirite? 30 silver coins - I'd take em!"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

straff/schlaff (German for taut/limp)

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

"Have you seen Anne recently?" - "I cut ties with her. We had a great Weiberfastnacht."

via Twitter for Android

emilymbender More

We can detect X from Y! In this case, we're to believe X is depression (and Y is the public Twitter data), but actually >> twitter.com/Kobotic/status…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:47 AM, Apr 8th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

who put the aqua in braquasser 🤯

via Twitter for Android

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