The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 18th, 2022

Enterprise interior design 🤩🤤

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

thecommiemommy „Man gönnt sich ja sonst nichts!“
Ich, während ich mir zum wiederholten mal etwas gönne.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:06 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

86% done with Über Menschen, by Juli Zeh: "Gewitter werden angekündigt und finden nicht ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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jorendorff Learned the most amazing thing about Ruby yesterday. The String#reverse method doesn't do anything when you use it on strings **that are pictures of fish** pic.twitter.com/kxdmckH1A1

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:54 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Der stets überenthusiasmierte Käseverkäufer wünschte mir heute zum Abschied "noch einen SEHR sehr geilen Nachmittag" und jetzt habe ich die große Sorge, ihn enttäuscht zu haben, weil mein Nachmittag dann einfach nur okay war.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Den Rewe-Lieferservice-Warenkorb in der Hoffnung auf eine frĂĽhere Lieferung (da niedrigerer Mindestbestellwert) bei Picnic spiegeln (woran es scheitert: nichts ist bei Picnic jemals verfĂĽgbar)

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cercerilla Type systems are an accessibility tool for programming with ADHD.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:06 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TaxLawProf There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my child’s iPad. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:05 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Abteile sind das Schlimmste. Psycho-Folterkammern des gegenseitigen Anschweigens und Aneinandervorbeistarrens, was schon im 19. Jh. ständig bemängelt wurde. Zudem verlängern sie den Fahrgastwechsel und kosten Platz. Weg mit ihnen. twitter.com/Tagesspiegel/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:04 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TaliaRinger Like the most important problem to me is that genocide is still a thing. Why am I a computer science professor? Well, I like computer science, and I know how to solve problems in my community, while I have no idea how to stop genocide. I'd really love to, though

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:02 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TaliaRinger It'd be really nice if people could work on problems they feel equipped to handle without rationalizing to themselves why those problems must also be the most important ones

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:02 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TaliaRinger "Climate change will not kill us all, it will only make people's lives miserable and kill a lot of us. Therefore we should all spend our money and time addressing a science fiction future in which machines are superintelligent and capable of acting deceptively" um

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:01 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

highfrontvowel Haat het als je een discussie over ethiek probeert te voeren en iemand haalt de wet erbij

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

matt_meeta yes i would like to install the samsung printer driver installation software i need to install the samsung easy printer manager, the samsung printer driver, the samsung document creator and the other samsung printer driver

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:44 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Geheimtipp. Hilft, wenn sonst nichts hilft. twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:28 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker Instead of talking categories, let's talk capabilities. The conversation should be about what these tools can and should be used for, and how we can mitigate and manage the risks.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:27 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker Debating whether today's AI tools are truly intelligent is about as useful as debating whether a drone is a bird. If you define a bird to be anything of a certain size that flies, then sure. But it's also obvious that drones can't do most of the other things that birds can do.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:27 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

rahmstorf Genau! 👇 twitter.com/treibhauspost/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:27 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

skyglowberlin It's 2024, and a writer is about to email a draft of the script for "The Bourne Hegemony" to her producer when the power to her building cuts off. It turns out that her idea is too close to a secret government program, and now she's on the run... twitter.com/skyglowberlin/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:55 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

omerNLP morphology people - come see if your models can deal with short sentences!
language model people - come see if your models can deal with morphology!
the data is out and there's also a google group twitter.com/mrl2022_emnlp/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:55 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

vehicular language/vernacular language

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

neutsch_org bezuschussen – beoss zisch – beösse zisch – zischbeossen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/B

via neutschbot (retweeted on 12:19 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

yungschelling22 Ich liebe die Vorstellung, wie Prof. Dr. Bolz und mit perfekten Teint morgens an der Siebträgemaschine herummontiert, als ihn plötzlich ein Gedanke durchs Mark fährt. Er fischt das Handy aus seinem Satinbademantel, öffnet die Twitter-App und tippt sein Aperçu. Er kanns noch.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:16 PM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

StevenBird "Low resource language" covers three distinct cases: standardised vs local vs contact language. Each offers distinct opportunities for NLP. If we remove the Eurocentric blinders, we may find that speech communities have all kinds of linguistic resources! aclanthology.org/2022.acl-long.…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:08 AM, May 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

78% done with Über Menschen, by Juli Zeh: "Mit großer Sorgfalt entfernt er alles, was ni... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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Ich trinke meinen Kaffee schwarz-gebĂĽrstet pic.twitter.com/pn09iKN6zL

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