The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 1st, 2022

texttheater He draws a crowd like other people draw a bath.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Wer nannte es Fernheilung und nicht Telegenese

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grndmstrfesxh Sahra David Wagenprecht pic.twitter.com/MYU4cOuqAj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin ZuRüCk zUr NaTuR twitter.com/stevestuwill/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

brucel Spotted: React delivering your FAQ page. pic.twitter.com/JUNcbcHyf1

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

“In the penultimate episode of the series, events set in motion long ago move along toward a conclusion.”

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

DevsForFuture Energie-effizient von Programmiersprachen

pic.twitter.com/DJQ7H3ZKXm

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

gloomfather (Showing you some stupid bullshit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Natascha_Strobl WARUM MUSS DAS SO AUSSEHEN WIE ECHTES FLEISCH???
Glaubst du du bist was besseres!
Vegan ist nicht automatisch gesund ☝️
In den USA hatte das keinen Erfolg 🤣
Mhhhmmmm totes blutiges Tier
Verweichlichter Westen!!!!111
Danke Merkel

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:40 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MeloneYung dass es in hamburg einen stadtteil namens harburg gibt ist auch so clownstyle lmao stell dir vor es gäbe berlin-bemlin 🤡

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:51 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

OMG, die Anker Soundcore P2 Life haben physische Knöpfe (keine kapazitive Touch-Bedienung). Instantanes haptisches Feedback! Killerfeature und es steht noch nicht mal in der Produktbeschreibung!

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

jzux microdosing death by taking a nap at 5pm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

swyx It is impossible to overstate how bad this is.

"We worked for 4 months to build a port for Stadia."

Google is used to killing products and took care of users, but they left devs entirely out of the loop.

11 years after @Steve_Yegge's rant, Google *still* doesnt get platforms. pic.twitter.com/TcdFVFyOg8

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:44 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

mixedlinguist Anyone know of work on phenomena like "if you go to the party, let a bitch know" (meaning me)? Earlier today I said something like "your girl is gonna be there" (also me), and I'm wondering if those are related self-reference constructions despite differences in definiteness.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:29 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @vekkq Of course it's not the important line. This isn't Cliff Notes. It's just a line I liked.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Fuhlsbüttel, der: Ein einfältiger, aber bärenstarker Junge, der für einen leicht sadistisch veranlagten Anführertyp die „Handarbeit“ erledigt (literarisches Beispiel: Crabbe und Goyle sind die Fuhlsbüttel von Draco Malfoy in den Harry Potter-Romanen). labenz.neutsch.org/Fuhlsb%C3%BCtt…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

flerninger oktober in norddeutschland bedeutet vor allem: endlich wieder pumpkin spice matjes

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

StellaBugatti Viele Leute lassen jetzt die Heizung kalt, um Geld zu sparen. Yannick Nervmann hat dafür kein Verständnis. Wird es ihm zu kalt, zieht er in sein geerbtes Ferienhaus nach Madeira. Wir sprachen mit ihm über Wege durch den Winter und warum soziale Proteste der falsche Ansatz sind. pic.twitter.com/ZMdbWyPI36

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Sich mühsam des schwäbischen Akzents entwöhnen indem man in den Schminkspiegel Sätze sagt wie »Hubert Burda hortet hundert Unzen Hubba Bubba«.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

xkcd Oddly delighted by this phrase. “You know, eukaryotes—like sourdough starter or Conan O’Brien.” pic.twitter.com/Nt4SA5z7kR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

hauckundbauer Heute in der pic.twitter.com/1gr7ZjQyJJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:04 AM, Oct 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Die 24 Stunden von Lyman

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