The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 9th, 2022

JohnGeeMcCarthy Just because it is inedible. Doesn't mean we can't review the Letterbox Goodfella.

We've a wheaty base. There's either flour or asbestos on it.

There IS cheese. It is definitely a less than generous serving but it may melt well.

The tomato base. It sure is the correct color

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

NoContextBrits Happy birthday Jana. pic.twitter.com/I6kdaCpIAS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:17 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

msteeman Ik ben mijn auto aan het stofzuigen er er hebben al vijf voorbijgangers gezegd “zal ik die van mijn er maar effe naast zetten!? Bwahahah” en dan zeggen ze dat Nederlanders geen cultuur hebben.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

@aurelmertz Überleben dürfen nur Milliardär*innen im Bunker und ihre Diener*innen. Alles andere wäre Kommunismus.

via Twitter for Android in reply to aurelmertz

aedison recently met someone who does upwards of ten things per week, which doesn’t make sense because a week only has seven days. so they must have some days when they do more than one thing.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Ranting_Trans I don't know which trans person needs to hear this, but pitch plays a surprisingly small part in how your voice is gendered

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Warum heißt es Kolinialpalast und nicht Unterwerfungsbauwerk

via Twitter for Android

RAStadler In Deutschland verbrauchen die reichsten 400 000 Haushalte an der Spitze so viel Energie wie die ärmsten 6,4 Millionen Haushalte. Man kann daran sehr deutlich sehen, wo Einsparpotential besteht.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

pmrenfro The Jon Stewart interview is good, but the whole genre to which it belongs (The Daily Show, Good Liars, etc.) betrays liberals’ faith in shaming and fact-checking as political tools—neither of which works when your political opponents have no shame or regard for facts. 1/

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ryanqnorth *staring off across the endless ocean while slowly eating Pringles*

Technically, all flavours are for a limited time only

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

GrahamStarr William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/w… pic.twitter.com/z0jyFRzJ7w

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

igeneProbleme whu erstiwoche geht rein pic.twitter.com/eAGa3QiWhI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

svhelden Wichtiger Hinweis von @hauckundbauer zur pic.twitter.com/5B1JiNV2mj

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker winsen an der Luhe (V.): (winsen, wans, wünse, gewunsen a.d.L.) Am Rockzipfel der Mutter oder einem anderen herabhängenden Stoffstück (der „Luhe“) hängen und quängeln. „Er arg sich über seine kleine Schwester, die an Mamas Luhe wans. Er selbst wünse nie … labenz.neutsch.org/winsen%20an%20…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

engl. no drone zone
dt. Danke, dass Sie hier nicht dröhnen

via Twitter for Android

Warum als Durchsage bist du nicht zu verstehen

via Twitter for Android

Kann durch diesen Nippschlitz leider nicht so gierig trinken, wie ich möchte

via Twitter for Android

laellendellen @mit_dt halbe haushalt in hosentasche auch bäh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:25 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

UrsulaV I’m gonna say this again because it bear repeating: If you’re never allowed to celebrate a victory that’s anything less than total, you don’t end up with total victory. You just get a lot of burnt-out activists who go off and raise llamas or take heavily to the bottle.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:34 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

fuszpiIs alle von torbens fake accounts auf einen blick pic.twitter.com/hRYTQJ3L7L

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Oct 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)