The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 29th, 2022

ScHuehnerkrisp Warum werden diese unbequemen* Notizbücher aus Maulwurfhaut so abgekultet

*klappen immer zu

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BeReal but it gives you an electric shock if you're late

via Twitter for Android

katiedimartin some personal news: I was let go by twitter yesterday due to not being able to operate a printer. if you know of any roles in UX, please pass them on to me. I’m the person who made sure you see the things people you follow have liked but not their actual tweets.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

deathbybadger ME: (explaining to my autistic husband that the social ritual requires him to invite me to an event I don't want to go to, so that I can respect his desire to go alone by saying no to it)

ME: you know what now that I say it out loud this is not the most efficient use of our time

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

PlanetDr I’ve seen faculty posting advice about personal statements for grad apps recently. I appreciate the need for more transparency and teaching hidden curriculum but beg you to change you applications to actually ask the questions you want answered instead of forcing folks to guess

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

el__otto sagt mal unauffällige halb laute dinge die ich machen kann damit meine frau aufwacht

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ArtVand82250289 ich finde dieses deutschland vorort panorama in better call saul sehr interessant. man kann nicht sagen dass es ein schlechter versuch ist, aber *richtig* getroffen haben sie es nicht pic.twitter.com/tsQQ4Ok4rk

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

theheatherhogan My physical therapist has a small office just around the corner from my house, and every time I walk by/ride my bike, I wave or thumbs up or heart hands the security camera—and she just showed me a supercut of me doing it like 75 times in a row and asked if she can TikTok it. 😂

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Wer anderen beim Essen knapp einen »Guten!« wünscht, kann nun Coronainfizierten in seinem Umfeld einen »Milden!« wünschen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions New-York-Besucher Schröder, Bürgermeister Giuliani: Jahrelange Jagd

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org vorschlagen – lug forsch – lüge forsch – forschgelagen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/V

via neutschbot (retweeted on 1:04 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker schweicheln (V.): Eine Verschmutzung mit Farbe überpinseln, statt sie zu entfernen. labenz.neutsch.org/schweicheln

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:04 PM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AuroraRemember I had to do it! pic.twitter.com/GFus7UmkDg

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

unzeitgemaess_ @Johannes42 ja, weil Hegel es ja schon geschrieben hat.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Das fehlende globale Zeichenlimit bei Mastodon finde ich echt schlümm, so wird das nichts.

via Twitter for Android

Wort des Tages: Aufspring-Abspring-Busrundfahrt

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Grumpfdalm Ich wüsste gern, wie das heute aussieht – dieser Radstreifen in 2/3 Breite des Fahrradpiktogramms war echt spektakulär

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:10 AM, Oct 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)