The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 13th, 2013

hesk Barack Obama, Al Qaida, bombs, New York City, subway, bombs, anthrax, Bielefeld (just making sure my last tweet gets prioritized)

via web (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

hesk Dear NSA. I forgot to bookmark a few Youtube tutorials and now I can't find them. Can you check your logs? That would be terrific! kthxbye

via web (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben .@akinofftz Die Piraten haben keinen Gegenentwurf zur Quote. Vielleicht hätte man auch ehrlich sein können und das so hinschreiben.

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

scy Ownclown: Person who thinks that using Owncloud is an alternative. To anything.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via web)

WeWuWiWo Right on! S. American countries recall ambassadors: po.st/xv2pxl

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via web)

Das Überausreizen von Supportzeiträumen hat manchmal etwas überaus Reizendes.

via web

ojahnn QR Droid: "Importieren, erstellen, verwenden und benutzen Sie die Daten in einer Angelegenheit von Wasserhähnen." play.google.com/store/apps/det…

via web (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

"Und wo sind die keinen Kratzer, die die Anzeige versprach?"

via Twitter for Android

Lotterleben Ich meine Party, ihr denkt an Zukunftsangst. Irgendwie bezeichnend für unsere Generation.

via Echofon (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Ich werde in <1 Monat 23 und habe immer noch keine Ahnung was ich machen soll. Halp.

via Echofon (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

Gebloggt: Versatile Vehikel texttheater.net/versatile-vehi…

via web

Oh @Canon, what were you aiming to achieve by calling a preview scan "scan" and a scan "save"?

via web

spinfoCL 7. Worüber man nicht sprechen muss, darüber kann man schweigen.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via web)

Soll ich meines Bruders alten Pofels Hüter sein?

via web

Moochava Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go.

via web (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: wiederverschwendbar

via Twitter for Android

deliprao KTVU Reports Asiana Air Pilots Were “Sum Ting Wong” and “Ho Lee Fuk” gawker.com/ktvu-reports-a…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

moirarogersbree Twitter: Nothing will ever be as ridiculous as . Texas: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

via Janetter (retweeted on 11:09 AM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

Evo2Me Nero konnte wenigstens singen und Harfe spielen.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:37 AM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Mobile Web (M5))

Wir gingen in den Zoo und sahen den Elefanten beim Elefieren zu.

via Twitter for Android

@FrueheNeuzeit @WeWuWiWo Ernst Kotzé is a forensic linguist, I recently attended a talk by him... lit.nmmu.ac.za/Staff

via Twitter for Android in reply to FrueheNeuzeit

Benjamin Blümchen und der grausige Fund

via Twitter for Android

FrueheNeuzeit Follower power: Is it possible to analyse an English text in order to provide evidence that it has been translated from German? Please RT

via web (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)