The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 27th, 2013

Erbloggtes Der ist ja so meta-paranoid: "Schily nennt Furcht vor Überwachungsstaat paranoid"

via web (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Jul 27th, 2013 via web)

victoriarusso Schrödinger's cat graffiti in a Russian city: in memory of the cat who suffered on 50% of Quantum physics pic.twitter.com/T9IXn9YDCU

via Photos on iOS (retweeted on 7:17 PM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

"Du bist aus Deutschland und deine Freundin auch? Das ist ja geradezu Inzest!"

via Twitter for Android

havoc_v if you are short and you want to appear taller, just talk very quietly and your friends will just think you’re really far away

via web (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

343max Zonenmichi, @mspro, im Glück: “Mein erstes mal Privatsphäre!“ pic.twitter.com/8Ru6rnUl1u

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 6:11 PM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

marjolein442 Medieval killer bunny returns! In his latest adventure battling snailman while on a lion pic.twitter.com/KNPKWfzifp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Am Moritzplatz tragen sie Aluminiumhut und Regenschirm.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

geriatricus I Googled "the passive voice should be avoided." Many of the results lacked apparent irony.

via web (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

HackerNewsOnion $ git diff
+ <meta content="width=device-width; initial-scale=1.0" />

$ git commit -am "Mobile ready"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

thegoreycabinet We want your ART! Draw @MrPustra and @ungewinster and we might use it for our marvellous merchandise!.. pic.twitter.com/rEilqlO1Mf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:12 AM, Jul 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)