The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 6th, 2014

ThatsLiff Oughterby (n) Someone you don't want to invite to a party but whom you know you have to as a matter of duty.

via web (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Mar 6th, 2014 via web)

hauschke Ein gepflegtes "Menno! Muss doch nicht sein!" an alle Literaturverzeichnis-VornamensabkürzerInnen!

via Janetter (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Mar 6th, 2014 via web)

caleb_crain A report that took four years and $40 million shows torture has no intelligence value. The CIA wants it kept secret.

via bitly (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Mar 6th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

durst Riesiger Ärger im Wald, weil Bambi trotz seiner tierverachtenden Rap-Texte den Integrations-Bushido verliehen bekommen hat.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Mar 6th, 2014 via web)


via web (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Mar 6th, 2014 via web)